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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm currently in a lovely little poly-fi arrangement with foxfoxington and a boy who won't use OKcupid, so I'm not really up for any more romantic entanglements. But friends are always welcome, particularly if you are a)around to chat to at four in the morning, b) hot, c) interesting or d) all of the above.

(Of course, if you just want to fuck, you're welcome to give messaging me a shot.)

I am... short, friendly, obsessed with examining my own inner workings, generous, flirtatious, intelligent, well read, obsessed with movies, in possession of an extensive vocabulary, a fan of the word "cunt", non-monogamous (that is, poly) by nature, intrigued by the grey areas between the apparently binary divisions society endorses, and can be found all over the intarwebs, generally under anwynincognito or some variant thereof.

I love people who challenge me, and encourage me to use my brain, and try to surround myself with them as much as possible. I hate people who are judgemental, who make assumptions, and who say things behind someone's back that they would not say to their face.

I really like sentences that begin with "I", and lists. :)
And smileys. XD

I am a bundle of contradictions. I am at times jaw droppingly blunt, especially when discussing sex and sexuality, but I cannot abide rudeness. Hang up in my ear and watch the fireworks go off, I promise you. I am perfectly happy to discuss in often graphic detail sexuality in general, especially my own, but I can be painfully shy about expressing my sexual wants to anyone directly. And emotional needs/wants? Oy. You'll need a crowbar.
I can't stand people who type like retarded monkeys ("ru busy l8r?"), but I often misspell words when typing. If I'm particularly excited about something, the words can become almost unrecognisable. But hey, at least I try, right?

I love the raw, animal energy of fucking, and I don't believe you have to be in love with someone to have fun getting each other off. I don't think there is wrong with good old fashioned physical interaction. I am never attracted to people I can't talk with. Stupidity and ignorance are the biggest turn offs for me, whereas intelligence and curiosity get me hot. I can't stand being coddled, or patronised, or treated differently because people think I am somehow delicate or breakable. I assure you, I am not. But I also really love being taken care of, and hugs from someone I care about are something I don't think I could live without.

And so on and so forth, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera...

(I also love musicals.)

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What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Learning all I can about everything, knitting, planning on getting back to my short story collection eventually, and exploring the world around me.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Writing (except about myself), cooking, overthinking things, understanding abstract concepts, finding the fun, and talking people into staying out way later than they should.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My glasses, my hair, my eyes.

(and apparently my boobs)

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My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

You will generally find me nosing around the Foreign or Independent sections of a video store, but I have pretty broad tastes. You could catch me watching Full Metal Jacket, Ginger Snaps Three, or Betty Blue. It just depends on my mood at the time.

I'm a bit more particular about books... I go for sci-fi or fantasy first, but in any genre a book has to have something interesting and original to offer or it won't keep me past the third page.

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The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Water, food, music, a friend, Internet access, and tobacco.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

everything.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Somewhere, doing something.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I still have my teddy from when I was little. His name is Ugly Bear, and I love him dearly.

*whispers* And also, one more secret? If I am messaging you through this site, I probably want to sleep with you. There is a pretty good chance. Just so you know. *taps side of nose knowingly* But you know, don't feel obliged or anything.

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You should message me if Propose an edit

You have something interesting to say, or an interesting question to ask.

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