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50 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
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Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm irresistibly - maybe a bit dangerously - drawn to free spirits.

I aspire to frivolity. (Can you help?)

Add me to the lengthy list of people who love to cook. Also add me to the lengthy list of people who think they're good at it.

I'll eat pretty much anything that won't physically harm me. I also love spicy. S-P-I-C-Y. I just want you to try.

I love dogs. Almost indiscriminately. But I do believe a dog should be larger than a man's foot (OK, there are admittedly exceptions to this).

I have learned to love cats, but that's really more respect, awe, and admiration than visceral love. UPDATE: I have fallen hopelessly, madly in love with one cat in particular, who has been a very effective ambassador of her species.. UPDATE 2: I'm all-in on the cats.

I'm a liberal thinker with a liberal education. Not the "bleeding heart" variety, though.

I think the MTA should change its official motto to "Ladies & Gentlemen, please be patient."

I like the beach most when it's raining.

Your turn! Here are some basic options:

- Ask me anything. Really. Anything.
- Tell me about you.
- Suggest I drop everything and meet you right now in a bar.
- Coquettishly and subtly intimate that I should suggest you drop everything and meet me right now in a bar. (Bonus points for exercising this option.)

**WILD CARD** Surprise me. (Triple bonus. Tough to do.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living it backwards. Want a less elusive answer? Sorry; not giving it here. You'll have to dig at least a little - I have to be finessed!!

By the way:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not really for me to say. I know what I think.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm wearing sandals, probably the sixth toe. If I'm not wearing sandals, the webbing between my fingers. No, actually, the webbing is probably first in either case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's talk about it. Isn't that the point? Rest assured: I read, I watch, I listen, and I eat. And I definitely have opinions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are people allowed to get college degrees if they think it's spelled "definately"?

Why do people get on down escalators and STOP?

What's with the women-riding-camels photos on OKC? Oh, and also women-jumping-at-the-beach.

Is there anyone left who can write "partner" without reflexively adding "in crime"?

Who doesn't "love to laugh"?

A lot of time? No. But I spend some time thinking about the old 80s movie Something Wild, with Jeff Daniels and Melanie Griffith.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've finally decided this is a boring question, and there's no original way to answer it. I abstain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to shave my legs. I was a varsity cheerleader in college. These two facts are unrelated.

Also, I didn't read your favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food. I didn't even skim it.

I cry at "Lonely Goatherd", and I have a favorite Jeopardy! champion.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(say the word "OR" to yourself after reading each of these, and by the way, read between the lines):

... you're interested for whatever reason. It's only an email, for cryin' out loud.

... your life motto could be "Oh yeah, I totally would".

... you're polite to cab drivers and waiters - unless that particular cab driver or waiter is an asshole.

... you're fiercely independent. Or just independent. But not just fierce.

... you're Brooklyn-funky, or Seattle-woodsy, or Williamsburg-hip, or downtown-chic, or ... ya know what? I'm actually attracted to all kinds - just please, please, please be an individual!

... you agree that human beings are terrible at knowing what they really want, predicting their own behavior, or both. And you love that.

... you realize that rain rarely kills anyone.

... you still dress up for Halloween.

... you have ever been in a roller derby.

... you can make it through an entire dinner without texting.

... whatever your first language is, you speak it well.

... your ONLINE DATING PROFILE doesn't mention God.

... you know that the imaginary brake on the passenger side doesn't actually work. Better yet, you don't see a brake on the passenger side.

Ink is a big plus -- unless it's a minus. No ink means you're a nonconformist -- unless you aren't. And nonconformist is also a big plus.