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28 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English, German, Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a craft beer nerd, travel junkie and food whore. I think it's important to see the world we live in and would like to meet somebody who shares a passion for knowledge and adventure.
I dress like a republican but think and behave like an actual human being.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently online dating. Spent the summer abroad trying to find the answer to this question and came back empty handed. I moved to Texas like three days ago and brought the weather with me. Sorry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm loquacious.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Man, I have no idea. I worked in a gay neighborhood and was dubbed "booty boy", so I'll assume my butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll spare you the pretentious list of books that people pretend they've read.
I like all sorts of music, though I could do without new country.
I'm an asian food psycho and I'll eat all sorts of weird stuff. I'm a bit of a bizarre food fan and I'm a self-proclaimed iron chef. Curry is my homeboy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee, craft beer, ethnic food scene, exercise, travel plans, my pup
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The first and only night I wasn't at work on a Friday since I've been in Dallas (February 25th) was the Monster Snow Storm of 2015 where it snowed .5" and you fuckers totally lost it and shut the city down. Otherwise, I'm working late. I like it that way because I get to go out on off nights and do fun stuff without the Uptown crowd making me wish I were both deaf and blind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
online dating round 2.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You might like to get some badass food, coffee or a beer. I'm busy, but I'm also approachable. I'm not necessarily looking exclusively for full-on dates; I just would like to meet some new people. Expand my circles, ya dig?
If you ever, in your life, send me a message without an apostrophe to create a contraction... fuuuuuuuuck...
Also, I'm really not interested in your sexy mirror selfie. At all.
You are not allowed to contact me if you disagree with the following basic truths:
-evolution is real
-global warming is the result of human activity
-Jesus was a badass, socialist hippie; nothing more
-Kanye's music is so much better than Kanye