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apartmentsorry

28 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Andy! And I'm Jimmy!!! I'm a nerd! And I hang out with nerds! And we're...LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE DATE!!!

Don't worry! We each like you the same but different.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching the Wire (it's a television story).

Rent paying.

Joy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
entertaining ourself.

thinking about two things at once.

multitasking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
me is an us.

We're 11'11", weigh 350 pounds, and can count to twenty with shoes on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- the Book of Love (it's long and boring)

Movies- Dig! and Back to the Future

TV Shows- Mad Men, Arrested Development, and the Wire

Music- The Magnetic Fields, the National, the Beatles, Nebraska, This Must Be The Place, Thirteen, and Far, Far, Away.

Foods- Sour Patch Kids, Reese's Puffs, and Pizza (and some of us like Sushi)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cereal
2. Public Transportation
3. Friendship
4. Fraternity
5. Two kidneys
6. Autotune
7. Excess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where's my roommate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
two people singing Psycho Killer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before you kiss us, you should know: Papa was a rodeo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a friend who's willing to settle for the ugly one.

(If we message you, please don't assume we are assuming you have a friend with low standards or any friends at all for that matter.)

We're taken.

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