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apartmentsorry

28 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Andy! And I'm Jimmy!!! I'm a nerd! And I hang out with nerds! And we're...LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE DATE!!!

Don't worry! We each like you the same but different.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching the Wire (it's a television story).

Rent paying.

Joy.
I’m really good at
entertaining ourself.

thinking about two things at once.

multitasking.
The first things people usually notice about me
me is an us.

We're 11'11", weigh 350 pounds, and can count to twenty with shoes on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- the Book of Love (it's long and boring)

Movies- Dig! and Back to the Future

TV Shows- Mad Men, Arrested Development, and the Wire

Music- The Magnetic Fields, the National, the Beatles, Nebraska, This Must Be The Place, Thirteen, and Far, Far, Away.

Foods- Sour Patch Kids, Reese's Puffs, and Pizza (and some of us like Sushi)
The six things I could never do without
1. Cereal
2. Public Transportation
3. Friendship
4. Fraternity
5. Two kidneys
6. Autotune
7. Excess
On a typical Friday night I am
two people singing Psycho Killer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Before you kiss us, you should know: Papa was a rodeo.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You've got a friend who's willing to settle for the ugly one.

(If we message you, please don't assume we are assuming you have a friend with low standards or any friends at all for that matter.)

We're taken.

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