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Sciencefriction4

24 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My name is Dan. I transferred from Lake Forrest College in Chicago two years ago go to university of Kansas. Now I'm finally in law school at Kent in downtown Chicago.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently i'm in Law School at Kent, and apparently can't be bothered to update this section yet.

I majored in history with a Roman military focus at University of Kansas. I find it fascinating---but it is not the era alone that speaks to me, but the society's profound sense of honor and their achievements. In five years I hope to see myself practicing law somewhere in the technology sector. The prospect of arguing cases about new fields of emerging technology sounds terribly interesting and would give me the chance to make some kind of impact on the legal world. Not to mention I would actually enjoying my job, free from the worrisome threat of cubical stagnation. It perplexes me how people could live their whole lives doing something they hate.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debate. All forms of argument. I hold myself well in any situation, and rely on my knowledge and fluidity to persuade or dissuade any audience.

Other talents: turning on and off lights and doing that one thing that one time (man, you should have seen it).

Pretending to be a real human being. That one's tough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) my giant, massive, sarcasm
2) the witty, off humor, or fictitious corporation's T-shirt I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anathem, Snow Crash, Altered Carbon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a lot of classic and modern sci fi, Lullaby, Choke, I, Robot, Neuromancer, Inside Delta Force, Black Hawk Down, The Singularity is Near

Movies/TV/Anime: Anchorman, Black Hawk Down, Old Boy (the Korean version. Not the god awful American remake), Hard Candy, Shaun of the Dead, Watchmen, Fight Club, Brick, Chinatown, Serenity, Enemy at the Gates... Firefly, Lost, Band of Brothers, Invader Zim, Game of Thrones, Generation Kill, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... Gundam (anything UC), Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Deathnote, Ghost in the Shell, Black Lagoon, Redline, Berserk, FLCL

Music: Gorillaz, The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, "classic rock", DeadMau5, Skream, Odd Future, Bassnecter, Childish Gambino, Crystal Castles, Earl Sweatshirt, The Faunts, The Knife, Modest Mouse, Dream Theater, M83, Metric, Nero, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Nirvana, The Police, Talking Heads, The Seatbelts, Silversun Pickups, Explosions In The Sky, Smashing Pumpkins, Starscream

Games: Half Life series, Mirrors Edge, N64 Zelda games, Total War series, Civilization, Star Citizen, CS:GO, Deus Ex, Bioshock, Dark Souls, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Xcom, Witcher 2, Starcraft, Sonic Fucking Adventure, KOTOR, to name a few

Food: Beef Ribs, Bacon, MEAT, Vietnamese/Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) sarcasm
2) my PC
3) beer
4) Douglass Adams
5) Sci-Fi movies and literature
6) StumbleUpon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paradoxes

What life would be like as an a-sexual hermit

Why I should bother writing this when no one reads it anyways
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bars. Avoiding dancing. Dancing sarcastically. Watching movies. Watching movies while I dance sarcastically to myself. Figuring out a way to play video games and dance sarcastically. Wondering if something can be sarcastic if the only person observing it is the one creating the sarcasm. Does sarcasm need an observer to be sarcastic? If a sarcasm falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does Angelina Jolie adopt an African child?

Oh, and knife fighting monkeys. I'm 2 for 3 so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will straight up drink balsamic vinegar. It's delicious.
You should message me if
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The earth is being invaded my aliens and I'm the only person who can save it through my undisputed skill in space invaders.

If you feel like it.

If the voices are telling you to do it. You should. Your voices would like me.