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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:56pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like doing hoodrat things with my friends, unoriginally quoting stuff, and yelling at the wall.

When I'm not doing any of these, I'm drowning in law school reading, playing some vidya, or desperately avoiding doing law school reading.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting into my second year of masochism, otherwise known as law school. Only two more years to go, then I get to graduate to the 80 hour work weeks. Fun.

Right now I'm working under a defense attorney too, so if you get into some kind of trouble with police, shut your mouth and call me. Everyone knows the best first dates happen in a Chicago police station.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debate, I would hope... My go to move is covering my ears and yelling until the other side gives up and goes home.

Other talents: turning on and off lights and doing that one thing that one time (man, you should have seen it).

Pretending to be a real human being. That one's tough.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1) the big Scarlet S branded on all my clothes, under court order, for violent sarcasm.
2) the witty, off humor, or fictitious corporation's T-shirt I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anathem, Snow Crash, Altered Carbon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a lot of classic and modern sci fi, Lullaby, Choke, I, Robot, Neuromancer, Inside Delta Force, Black Hawk Down, The Singularity is Near

Movies/TV/Anime: Anchorman, Black Hawk Down, Old Boy (the Korean version. Not the god awful American remake), Hard Candy, Shaun of the Dead, Watchmen, Fight Club, Brick, Chinatown, Serenity, Enemy at the Gates... Firefly, Lost, Band of Brothers, Invader Zim, Game of Thrones, Generation Kill, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... Gundam (anything UC), Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Deathnote, Ghost in the Shell, Black Lagoon, Redline, Berserk, FLCL

Music: Gorillaz, The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, "classic rock", DeadMau5, Skream, Odd Future, Bassnecter, Childish Gambino, Crystal Castles, Earl Sweatshirt, The Faunts, The Knife, Modest Mouse, Dream Theater, M83, Metric, Nero, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Nirvana, The Police, Talking Heads, The Seatbelts, Silversun Pickups, Explosions In The Sky, Smashing Pumpkins, Starscream

Games: Half Life series, Mirrors Edge, N64 Zelda games, Total War series, Civilization, Star Citizen, CS:GO, Deus Ex, Bioshock, Dark Souls, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Xcom, Witcher 2, Starcraft, Sonic Fucking Adventure, KOTOR, to name a few

Food: Beef Ribs, Bacon, MEAT, Vietnamese/Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) apathy
2) my PC
3) beer
4) Douglass Adams
5) Sci-Fi movies and literature
6) StumbleUpon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bars. Avoiding dancing. Writing law school shite. Cooking something new. Going to that really awesome bar no one else knows about.

Oh, and knife fighting monkeys. I'm 2 for 3 so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will straight up drink balsamic vinegar. It's delicious.
You should message me if
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The earth is being invaded my aliens and I'm the only person who can save it through my undisputed skill in space invaders.

If you feel like it.

If the voices are telling you to do it. You should. Your voices would like me.