Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Sciencefriction4

24 Chicago, IL Man

Man

You might like

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like doing hoodrat things with my friends, unoriginally quoting stuff, and yelling at the wall.

When I'm not doing any of these, I'm drowning in law school reading, playing some vidya, or desperately avoiding doing law school reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I majored in history with a Roman military focus at University of Kansas. now I'm passing the time going to Chicago-Kent college of law, reading Supreme Court cases and bashing my head against a wall until I understand civil procedure. Soon enough I'll be working at a law firm in Chicago, hopefully on a litigation team, and achieving my lifelong dream of being an attorney. I can't wait to actually enjoying my job, free from the worrisome threat of cubical stagnation. It perplexes me how people could live their whole lives doing something they hate...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Debate, I would hope... My go to move, and one I hope to bring to the courtroom, is covering my ears and yelling until the other side gives up and goes home.

Other talents: turning on and off lights and doing that one thing that one time (man, you should have seen it).

Pretending to be a real human being. That one's tough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1) the big Scarlet S branded on all my clothes, under court order, for violent sarcasm.
2) the witty, off humor, or fictitious corporation's T-shirt I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anathem, Snow Crash, Altered Carbon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a lot of classic and modern sci fi, Lullaby, Choke, I, Robot, Neuromancer, Inside Delta Force, Black Hawk Down, The Singularity is Near

Movies/TV/Anime: Anchorman, Black Hawk Down, Old Boy (the Korean version. Not the god awful American remake), Hard Candy, Shaun of the Dead, Watchmen, Fight Club, Brick, Chinatown, Serenity, Enemy at the Gates... Firefly, Lost, Band of Brothers, Invader Zim, Game of Thrones, Generation Kill, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia... Gundam (anything UC), Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Deathnote, Ghost in the Shell, Black Lagoon, Redline, Berserk, FLCL

Music: Gorillaz, The Who, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, "classic rock", DeadMau5, Skream, Odd Future, Bassnecter, Childish Gambino, Crystal Castles, Earl Sweatshirt, The Faunts, The Knife, Modest Mouse, Dream Theater, M83, Metric, Nero, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Nirvana, The Police, Talking Heads, The Seatbelts, Silversun Pickups, Explosions In The Sky, Smashing Pumpkins, Starscream

Games: Half Life series, Mirrors Edge, N64 Zelda games, Total War series, Civilization, Star Citizen, CS:GO, Deus Ex, Bioshock, Dark Souls, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Xcom, Witcher 2, Starcraft, Sonic Fucking Adventure, KOTOR, to name a few

Food: Beef Ribs, Bacon, MEAT, Vietnamese/Thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) apathy
2) my PC
3) beer
4) Douglass Adams
5) Sci-Fi movies and literature
6) StumbleUpon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paradoxes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bars. Avoiding dancing. Writing law school shite. Cooking something new. Going to that really awesome bar no one else knows about.

Oh, and knife fighting monkeys. I'm 2 for 3 so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will straight up drink balsamic vinegar. It's delicious.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The earth is being invaded my aliens and I'm the only person who can save it through my undisputed skill in space invaders.

If you feel like it.

If the voices are telling you to do it. You should. Your voices would like me.