Young professional living in Manhattan, friendly and down-to-earth.

I am warm, caring, personable, & psychotic

stealing money from my grandma, selling a lot of her shit on ebay, tricking her friends into obtaining prescriptions for oxycotin, smearing my feces in buffet food.

eating, taking large dumps, clogging toilets, sodomizing old men.

my meaty buttocks

Snuff, by Chuck Palahniuk.

The book is about a porn queen trying to set a world record of fucking 500 guys in one day. The story takes place in a warehouse, where the 500 men are waiting to bang her.

The narrators are number 137, 56, and 500.

Number 56 believes that the porn queen is his mother. He's there to "save" her soul.

#137 is a porn star himself. He raped her, taped it and got her into porn.

#500 is an African man with a huge penis. Your mother has had one of these, & screamed, "fuck me harder, big black nigger!"

food, alcohol, drugs, chloroform, duct tape, windowless van.

SCAT, throwing bricks off freeway overpasses, wiping my ass with the hair of retards

eating, drinking, getting high, dismembering street hookers

while working at a well-known restaurant, I let bums come in the back door and lick the food. Most of them had large mouth sores.

you've got big tits, a drug hookup, or want me to beat your face in with a hammer.