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24 / M / straight / Single
New York, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aries and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from masters program
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- $80,000–$100,000
- Kids
- Has children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am warm, caring, and personable.
My Self-Summary
Young professional living in Manhattan, friendly and down-to-earth.
What I’m doing with my life
stealing money from my grandma, selling a lot of her shit on ebay,
tricking her friends into getting prescriptions for oxycotin,
smearing my feces in public restrooms
I’m really good at
eating, taking large dumps, and clogging toilets
The first things people usually notice about me
my meaty buttocks
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Snuff, by Chuck Palahniuk. The book was about a porn queen trying
to set a world record of performing 500 sexual acts all in one day.
it all takes place in a warehouse, where 500 men are waiting to
bang the skank.
The narrators are number 137, 56, and 500.
Number 56 believes that the porn queen is actually his mother, and he is there to try and 'save' her from doing all of the acts.
137 is a porn star himself, and as you find out in the story, he is the one who raped her and taped it and got her into the porn business.
The narrators are number 137, 56, and 500.
Number 56 believes that the porn queen is actually his mother, and he is there to try and 'save' her from doing all of the acts.
137 is a porn star himself, and as you find out in the story, he is the one who raped her and taped it and got her into the porn business.
The six things I could never do without
food, alcohol, drugs, chloroform, duct tape, grandma
I spend a lot of time thinking about
SCAT, throwing bricks off freeway overpasses, wiping my ass with
the hair of retards
On a typical Friday night I am
eating, drinking, getting high, dismembering street hookers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
last year, i worked at a well-known restaurant. sometimes i'd let
bums come in the back door and lick the food.
You should message me if
you want me to beat your face in with a hammer.
