Do I look like I should be feared or have a plague or something? Whats with people here?
Hi and please read all of this.. its worth it...
I'm cute, easy going, very non drama, petite, love yoga, dinner, movies, dancing. I like all of the things that girls generally do. Heels, nails and shopping but I can hang with the best of them outdoors so out come the hiking boots and lets go camping, love horses, ATV's! I'm a very good split between girly girl and tom boy and im working on a very short term plan for moving off grid in the next 4 years. Hows that for cute but simple?
Poly and triad are words I know well and what I want... and I only know them in their honest and true sense which doesn't include swinging, hookups and three-sums for your bf. I don't need A guy and I especially don't want your guy, its easily covered for me so please respect my wishes! I think love can be universal but I think far to many are WAY to closed minded and that usually applies the most to the ones that call themselves open mined! If you can not handle LONG TERM loving, sharing, family, etc please do not bother with me. If you can be my friend then I will be yours, if you can be my everything then I will be your everything in return. I am capable... just be honest about your capabilities.
I am BISEXUAL ... Men refuse to leave that alone and most gay women are mortified of it! (which really sucks) I feel like a go between that very few people understand sometimes. But what I'd love to find is a down to earth, laid back, low drama, realistic fem... flaws, shortcomings and all. I want my best friend to be my girlfriend my lover, my pillar, my all and I want her to share my life, my love, my family.
I am VERY affectionate... I love cuddling... curing up... touching... being held. This doesn't equal clingy! But if you can not reciprocate that then please leave me be.
I am very flexible, well... not just in physical form lol but I tend to adjust well to others. Just because your hobby is not on my list it doesn't mean I will not immerse myself into it if interested.
I am VERY sexual, if you can not keep up or are moody about sex then guess what!?!
I love to cook and I love to take care of my partners... Its a part of whom I am and something I love to give...
I'll do my part for you but please be capable of doing your part for me in return. This is what love and life is about! Mutually sharing and benefiting each other.
Long, meaningful, consistent conversation will get you everywhere with me but I do not understand people whom only want to message, text and email but never meet up... I'm not here for pen pals or people whom only want to pay attention when their in the mood to pay attention. Consistency is required. I want someone close, I CAN NOT MOVE so please, approach accordingly.
I've decided that my profile also needs a list of what I DONT want because that seems to be a real problem here :(
Potheads- I understand that you think it makes you creative, what it really makes you is dumb with the inability to see your own downward spiral while you project it on the world around you going down vs the reality of the situation.
"Bi" chicks that are not really bi - (which is most) I understand this is the new hipster craze / liberal anti labeling thingy and you are just so damn cool because you don't want to discriminate against women but... YOU ARE NOT BISEXUAL!
The pissed off Bisexuals - (another vast pile of the crowd) I am sorry your bf, husband or ex whatever did whatever they did but you will get over it and yes you will date other men. Using another woman to act as a crutch or a temporary safe zone that you know you will never have any type of loving productive relationship with is worse than anything a guy has ever done to you!
Gay women with agendas - Whatever your reasoning is... I respect it... but I probably dont share it the same way and please dont expect me to. I am not bitter and I do not think the world is in need of any more ludicrousness feminism. When you purposely keyhole yourself into these over zealous rights agendas you are only pushing yourself even further way from the equality goal you are seeking. It's not a cause im going to support or join, sorry.
Gay Conversionist - I am not convertible, I am not put off by dick, I in fact love it... and I am also very capable of loving both a man and woman in a long term productive fair and completely awesome relationship which is far more than most I've met here could manage with ONE person of ANY sex. YOu guys are not NEARLY as liberal and open minded as you wish you were.
Talkers and Texters - Yes it is a great way to communicate... but you know what I want? FACE TIME! If you have no intention of meeting me... then please piss off.
Pic swappers - Porn is free on the internet... go watch it.... You dont need to see PICS of my pussy and I dont need to see yours. We both (hopefully) have one and I am pretty sure just about EVERYONE here has seen one. (if not... I really just want to meet that person, just once).
Therapy Seekers - I am not a LMHC... I am not here to spend my time listening to your damn problems and never ending BS. I am seeking a relationship, not a "friend" that wishes to add me to her collective dumping ground.
I dont know why'ers - Those of you whom are here not knowing what you are seeking, what you want, or where you are going... Please stay on facebook for your amusement and leave me be.