Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Guys if you answer yes to one or more of the following I must ask
you to move along
Don’t know what you want, or changes what you want often, looking
for an instant wife, don't have job, car, home, doesn't use spell
check when completing your profile, hitting that send button before
reading WTF you have wrote, has more than one baby mamma drama,
looking for a one night stand, is needy, is a stalker, mentally
challenged, is crazy, on medication for mental condition, should be
on medication, to crazy to know you're crazy, hearing voices not
your own, has an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
Oh that last one doesn’t belong.
So guys if one "yes" question (with the exception of the last one)
please step away from the message box and slowly exit my profile.
If you answered yes to the last question please continue......(for
the ones with no sense of humor this was written for a laugh)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living, life to the fullest!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very outgoing, strong, sarcastic, and even a bit hyper at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Steven King movies as well as books. I love spicy food, Thai and
Mexican at the top of the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I enjoy anything from weekends at home to a weekend in Vegas and
just about anything in between.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I hope to find a man with the “full package” meaning physical and
mental attraction, financially stable, as well as sexually
satisfying. I’m not into the one night stands or going out with a
different man every night. Also if you’re married I’m not for you.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.