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aphasia

34 Cincinnati, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Mongolian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, I am a bit of a geek. I enjoy reading quite a bit. It is what I do most. I love sleep and I am a big fan of dice games such as Hot Dice, Yatzee, etc. I, along with my friend Kristen, have recently started a D&D group but we are not so great and slightly confused so if anyone is interested in helping us get started we would appreciate it. I love The Legend of Zelda. (My current favorite is Wind Waker). I also enjoy some Paper Mario, Mario Party, Links Crossbow Training, and Cards Against Humanity. Salad Bowl is another favorite though hard to play without a large group. I need more friends. That being said, my favorite authors include Joyce Carol Oates, Jane Austin, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Hunter S. Thompson, David Sedaris, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, F. Paul Wilson George R. R. Martin, C. S. Lewis, and I am a HUGE fan of the Dark Tower Series by Stephen King.

I enjoy a wide variety of music. Even when it's quiet I'm singing in my head. That's how I roll, folks. Mumford & Sons , Flogging Molly, Ani Difranco, Tori Amos, Tool, Fall Out Boy, Tenacious D, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, New Riot, Erin Mckeown, Coheed and Cambria, Rasputina, The Fratellis, The Cure, Kaiser Chiefs, Alix Olson, Panic! At the Disco, Bitch and Animal, and Violent Femmes to name a few.

Television: I don't watch much television. The television I do watch is viewed at a later date thanks to that sweet ass DVR. Fucking love that thing and I fucking hate commercials.
Firefly Firefly Firefly!, Dr. Who, Spaced, Game of Thrones, The Returned, The Walking Dead, The Inbetweeners, Sherlock, American Horror Story, The Mindy Project, The League, Psyche, Community, Freaks and Geeks, Parks and Recreations and last but not least, It's Always Sunny. That's about it. I used to love me some Arrested Development, though and also some Clone High. Oh, the Clerks cartoon: simply marvelous.

And yes, I am aware there is a completely different section below for this sort of information but fuck that noise. I do what I want.

I am cynical, vague, and a harlot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, mostly I work long hours. I like my job most of the time. When not at work, I read, spend time with my two children. I even take in the occasional movie. Oh , on Wednesdays I play some D&D at Eastside Cards and Games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being awesome. That's about it and includes a large range of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would like to say my beautiful eyes but it's most likely my disheveled appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, I don't really have any certain movie I could honestly say was my favorite, so I'll just list a few that I enjoy:
1) (soon to be) Horns
2) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (both book and film)
3) Hot Fuzz
4) High Fidelity (both film and book)
5) The Pineapple Express
6) Serinity
7.) Shawn of the Dead
8.) 30 Minutes or Less
9.) This is the End
10.) The Lord of the Rings Trilogy ( those should probably count as 3 but I'm not doing that)
11.) A Fantastic Fear of Everything
12.) Spaceballs
13.) The Royal Tenenbaums
14.) The World's End
15.) Moonrise Kingdom

I love me some Edgar Wright as you can see.

Books:
I fucking LOVE the Dark Tower series, The Hunger Games series, The Harry Potter series. I love anything Joyce Carol Oates, The Red Tent by Anita Diamant. I thoroughly enjoyed Jelico Road. Aldous Huxley is my A #1 love. I also love the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy, not to mention my love of some Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury and David Sedaris. I love Hunter S. Thompson and F. Scott Wilson. I loved Ender's Game but think Ordon Scott Wells is kind of a dick.

I will consume most things. I love to eat. Chicken Tikka Saag, onion naans, garlic naans, Palick Paneer, Italian foods, sushi, and Chicken Katsu. I also love yogurt and crackers but I am not above eating like 10 bowls of Captain Crunch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kristen, Chrissy, Davveeed, Winter, Odessa, throw in my Kindle and I'll be set for life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work. It is all consuming and irritating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Generally, I am working. On the rare occasion I am not, I could be reading, possibly watching television, eating, hanging out with besties Kristen, David and Chrissy, or playing some extreme bad min-ton. I live a fascinating and exciting life, don't you know. It is also possible that I am napping or playing video games. Did I mention I fucking love naps? I'm also not above playing Skyrim for 13 hours straight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh God. I am so, so, so awkward.