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33 M Hillsborough, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:12pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I bet there are one of two reasons you ended up here. Either I gave you a high five or you took a wrong turn trying to find someone more suitable.

We're all puzzle pieces looking for another that at least fits one side of us. I hope I can find that someone here as I realize now that working third shift leaves very little time during the usual waking hours to find someone. Or some time to get out there and look around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working third shift for an awesome company. Getting out as much as I can when I'm not working. Putting an end to my t-shirt business so I can focus on other goals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, hiking, video games, procrastinating, and working with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm mostly human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love to cook and listen to music whenever I'm not watching TV shows or the occasional movie, which is still more frequently than I read books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to play with
Something to create with
Food (again I love cooking)
Mystery object
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That this site probably isn't going to be of much use anyway. Especially with that study they just put on Trends. Apparently none of these words matter and I should put something like Fabio up on my profile pic if I really want results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly sleeping, then drinking and hopefully grilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That you're going to have to work to figure this one out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I sent you a *high five* and you took the time to visit my profile and feel like stopping for a chat. It also removes the mystery of who liked you since they hide that bit on the site. I'm also terrible at breaking the ice. Ever see the video of the guy that jumps at his frozen swimming pool and he just bounces off?

Or just don't be shy. We're all here trying the unconventional method of dating. No need to get hung up on traditions like waiting for the guy to ask the girl out. I apparently only message women that have no interest in replying to me, so maybe sending a message my way would be best anyway.