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aphidempire

26 M North Truro, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm home for the summer after spending a year in China. I've been teaching grades one through five in Suzhou since September- it wasn't ... bad, but I definitely learned that I totally do not have the patience to do that evah evah again.

So now I'm hitting up coasts east and west with my partner before heading back to Shanghai to start developing a small business!
What I’m doing with my life
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Not teaching elementary school English.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Westerners are a lot more outgoing than your average Chinese guy, except for their absolute brazenness when complimenting my beard.

I think the 3 most common phrases I hear in China are "I am fine andayoo?" "It is a sunny day!" and "Your beard is so sexy!"

Almost exclusively from older gentlemen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Things Fall Apart and Invisible Man.

Seems like no one's seen Manufactured Landscapes. Dogtooth. Harmony Korine. Honestly, I loved Tree of Life. PINA!!

Colombo, Louie, Walking Dead, and (sigh) Game of Thrones. Also, gotta love the Bluths. American Horror is addictingly terrible.

my friend Zina Jenny, Modest Mouse, Of Montreal, Animal Collective, Dan Deacon's America but not really any of his other stuff for some reason, Philip Glass, Deerhoof, Jim Kweskin, Koerner, Ray and Glover, Leadbelly, and uh, other stuff.

I am a lover of good bread. I've recently started making super herby delicious beer bread; mmmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books bikes beer international plane tickets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trouble, my friend.

Friends and family. Lit theory. All of the crafting projects I convince myself I don't have time for.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
plotting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm starting to care about making money. :(
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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I like people who aren't bored with life at age 24.
Recently realized that the thing I value most in the people I like is their intensity and joy. I tend to get along with people who have a death-grip on life. A Happy death-grip, though.