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aphidempire

24 / M / Straight / Single

Northampton, Massachusetts

His Details

Last Online
May 1
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
• Love going to unusual museums and weird theatre.
• If you know how to ferment/brew/grow things, I'm always interested in learning. I just got a nice 5 gallon carboy, not sure what I'm gonna do with it yet. I've made my own kombucha, kimchi, mead, beer, bread, and basil.
• I want to go back to china, and I'm attempting to teach myself German right now to help will Berlin into my near future.
Rock climbing, biking and ju jitsu.
• Not giving a fuck; giving a fuck.
• Bike all the places!
• Specialization is for insects.
What I’m doing with my life
I want to do stuff with 3D scanning and printing. This shit is fuckin magic.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm either quiet or overflowingly talkative, friendly and cheerful and kind of intense!

"He's wearing a skirt and wants to go hiking with me even though we haven't actually met yet. That's awesome."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Things Fall Apart and Invisible Man.

Seems like no one's seen Manufactured Landscapes. Dogtooth. Harmony Korine. Honestly, I loved Tree of Life. PINA!!

HOUSE OF CARDS fsho. Colombo, Louie, Mad Men, Walking Dead. I recently realized that Lost is a great show. Also, gotta love the Bluths.

my friend Zina Jenny, Modest Mouse, Of Montreal, Animal Collective, Dan Deacon's America but not really any of his other stuff for some reason, Philip Glass, Deerhoof, Jim Kweskin, Koerner, Ray and Glover, Leadbelly, and uh, other stuff.

I am a lover of good bread. I've recently started making super herby delicious beer bread; mmmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Good conversation.
Books.
My bike.
Other peoples' ideas.
Making things with my hands.
Trees.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Trouble, my friend.

Friends and family. Queer and lit theory. How to make public theatre that matters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unemployed, like every other night of the week. When you're in that small, moist place between studenthood and a regular job, weekends lose salience.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel pretty neutral about this profile.

Also, though I don't really watch TV or follow pop culture at all, I have a huge celebrity crush on Scully, followed closely by Ella Morton.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you're interested in what art can do, and how many false summits there are up here, anyway.

I like people who aren't bored with life at age 24.
Recently realized that the thing I value most in the people I like is their intensity. I tend to get along with people who have a death-grip on life.