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aphidempire

26 Shanghai, China Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think I came back to China mostly to figure out why I want to.

I'm working part-time as a start-up consultant, and spent all my remaining time (and money) so far building a moving sculpture for a small art show in the Triple-Major designer shop. Almost done now!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not teaching English.
(I don't have the patience)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People tell me that I seem aloof at first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things Fall Apart and Invisible Man.

Seems like no one's seen Manufactured Landscapes. Dogtooth. Harmony Korine. Honestly, I loved Tree of Life. PINA!!

Colombo, Louie, Walking Dead, and (sigh) Game of Thrones. Also, gotta love the Bluths. American Horror is addictingly terrible.

my friend Zina Jenny, Modest Mouse, Of Montreal, Animal Collective, Dan Deacon's America but not really any of his other stuff for some reason, Philip Glass, Deerhoof, Jim Kweskin, Koerner, Ray and Glover, Leadbelly, and uh, other stuff.

I am a lover of good bread. I've recently started making super herby delicious beer bread; mmmmmm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books bikes beer international plane tickets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trouble, my friend.
Joy
Friends and family. Lit theory. All of the projects I'm gonna tackle this year.

My utterly wonderful partner, and ways to build a cheap Shanghai-San Francisco overnight train.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
plotting...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm starting to care about making money. :(

Or at least not having none of it
Ah, the death of ideals...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I like people who aren't bored with life at age 26.
I hinge on intensity and joy. I tend to get along with people who have a death-grip on life. A Happy death-grip, though, please

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