If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing my Law degree.
"I'm all business," I say, peeling off my skin strip by strip, showing you what oozes out. It's business. Business to my core.
I’m really good at
Sacrifice. Pestilence. Sores.
The first things people usually notice about me
My skin. It really holds in all of my blood and organs, no leaking or anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy many facets of pop culture such as wheezing, blinking, oozing, coughing, screaming, spamming, flicking in and out of existence, and black metal. I take advantage of my literacy and all 6 senses.
The six things I could never do without
1. Welcome to Nightvale
4. Dark Beer
5. Water Pipe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether your carpet matches the drapes.
I bet it does not. You are the WORST interior designer. Please leave my home.
On a typical Friday night I am
out and about. Or hiding in your closet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no face, you're just projecting. Stop that.
You should message me if
you like your coffee like you like your nights: dark, endless, and impossible to sleep through.