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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 27
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure what I'm looking for at this point, I'm open to almost anything. I've spent a lot of time running around and having adventures, now I feel like I'm turning into a Hobbit. Finding someone to do cool, off the wall stuff with would be great.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not much at this point. I'm getting a lot of overtime right now, but I hang out with my friends when I can. I can usually be found feeding my dog too many treats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding fun things to do in the area.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bald dome? Just a guess, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Historical fiction, biographies, classics, Lovecraft, HST, and the occasional mind candy like Christopher Moore. I've been meaning to get into Neil Gaiman but for some reason it hasn't happened yet.

Movies: Comedies, the Indiana Jones trilogy, anything Tolkien related, Guillermo del Toro movies, Marvel movies, etc.

Shows: The Guild, Top Gear, anything with Anthony Bourdain, Robot Chicken, Archer, Supernatural, Axe Cop, American Horror Story, Elementary, The Strain, etc..

Food: Ethnic food, Burgers

Music: Industrial, Classical, The Rat Pack, The Dan Band, Irish drinking Songs, Florence and the Machine, Primus, and a ton of other artists. Just picked up some Violent Femmes, Sisters of Mercy, and Concrete Blonde like I'm still in high school.

*No list is all inclusive, and I'm pretty open minded when it comes to just about everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, good drinks, good food, friends, books, the Google.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh who the hell knows? I sure don't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, probably not much unless my friends are around. I rarely go out to bars at night these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'll admit to anything!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love learning, or can teach me something cool. You have any sort of geek cred. You're a little goofy and are up for humoring the goofy things I do. You have a dark, twisted sense of humor, and don't take yourself too seriously.