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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 10
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Post grad
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like weird people, so I'm looking for someone a little off-kilter. Here's a list of some things I'm interested in: pushing the limits with my humor, adventurous travel (Ice Hotel, anyone?), tattoos, wine/beer festivals in my kilt, books (comic books to Dumas), video games, eating interesting things (Fugu and alpaca are delicious), horror movies, theme parks (love rollercoasters), burlesque shows, roller derby, conventions (Anime, comic, cosplay, etc.), learning interesting things, arguing over history and science for no good reason, etc. The list can go on but I think you're getting the idea.

I'm also into comedy clubs, museums, going for a hike and hitting a vineyard on the way home to grill dinner, going out to eat, etc., so I'm not all weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just chillin, killin.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding fun things to do in the area.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bald dome? Just a guess, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Historical fiction, biographies, classics, Lovecraft, HST, and the occasional mind candy like Christopher Moore.

Movies: Comedies, the Indiana Jones trilogy, anything Tolkien related, Guillermo del Toro movies, Marvel movies, etc.

Shows: The Guild, Top Gear, anything with Anthony Bourdain, Robot Chicken, Archer, Supernatural, Axe Cop, American Horror Story, Elementary, several YouTube shows.

Food: Ethnic food, Burgers

Music: Industrial, Classical, The Rat Pack, The Dan Band, Irish drinking Songs, Florence and the Machine, Primus, and a ton of other artists. Just picked up some Violent Femmes, Sisters of Mercy, and Concrete Blonde like I'm still in high school.

*No list is all inclusive, and I'm pretty open minded when it comes to just about everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, good drinks, good food, friends, books, the Google.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh who the hell knows? I sure don't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on who I'm with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll admit to anything!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love learning, or can teach me something cool. You have any sort of geek cred. You're a little goofy and are up for humoring the goofy things I do. You have a dark, twisted sense of humor, and don't take yourself too seriously.