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apl87

27 M Paris, France

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, what's up? Thanks for stopping by.Don't like what you see? I went to art school in France but I have lived all over. I am looking for someone chill and fun that does not take things too seriously. Fellow creative types and weirdos step to the front of the line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working on my art and writing,traveling,exploring, biking, getting blazed and watching netflix,working on my solo sea punk noise music career and going to art shows.AKA project perpetual man child.lurking in parks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a totes kewl dood,Drinking malt liquor, smoking weed,being about that life.Fucking things up. Sleeping all day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a super kewl dood and my sweet beer gut.My dingus .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The beach, Kids,lost in translation,home alone, black lips,riff raff,nofx,radiohead, the smiths, gg allin, ICP, wu tang, phoenix,leftöver crack, pissed jeans,the strokes,breakbot, natural child, jeff the brotherhood,black flag,choking victim,heavy cream,pictureplane, yung lean,bands that are so obscure they don't even exist yet.Murakami, Bukowski, Hunter s Thompson, Henry Miller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Traveling,camera,good food,adventures,tasty treats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life,where my next adventure will be,where the cash at where the stash at? Ass and titties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
concert,bar,trap house,gallery opening,gettin weird, fukin bitchez gettin $€£¥.Watching hard core porn.tiptoeing in my jordans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep while masturbating to clown porn. I own a cum dumpster.
You should message me if
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You made it to the end of my rediculous profile! If you hung in there congrats! Want a trophy or something?You are mentally ill.You like to hold hands and LOL.I like my women like I like my coffee hot and full of cream.It's all downhill from here.If you want your face disgraced.You are down with the clown.You have a fetish for disgusting human beings.