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apiarwrist

41 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:01am
Orientation
Pansexual, Queer, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do comedy and fix software. I love good food and whiskey. Atheist. Feminist. Movie lover. I'm pretty silly unless the situation calls for someone serious. I'm obsessed with equal rights. I clean up well and am comfortable in any social situation.

Open relationship and basically polyamorous. Oh...you're still here. Great!

I'm a 6th generation Texan that can hunt, fish, and shoot. But I'm usually more inclined to watch a movie or comedy show. Killer of cockroaches, releaser of spiders.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing improv comedy. Making short films. Traveling to distant countries and close-by towns. Cooking really great food. Not taking anything that seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. BBQ(I've won awards). Learning new languages.
Tormenting you and getting under your skin--I promise to use this power only for good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big dude. Intense stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Robinson Crusoe
Last Exit To Brooklyn
White Fang
The Moor's Last Sigh
Blood Meridian
The Count of Monte Cristo

Movies:
Herzog, Raimi, Scorsese, Kubrick, Cronenberg. Also Park Chan-wook, Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Harmony Korine. Miike, Solodnz, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jon Waters, Christopher Nolan. Tartovsky. Nicolas Winding Refn.
Lawrence of Arabia, Top Secret, Upstream Color, Evil Dead II, Fright Night, Pan's Labyrinth, Happiness, Drive, and so many others.

Music:
The Pixies, Daft Punk, Talking Heads, The National, ELO, The Doobie Brothers, Yes, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Le Tigre, Edith Piaf, Earth, Wind & Fire, Nilsson, Paul Williams, Air, Foot Patrol, Crystal Castles, The Cure, Tangerine Dream, Fever Ray, The Knife, Kool & the Gang, Gary Numan, Tom Jones, Willie Nelson, XTC, Battles, Junip, Future Islands
I also listen to a lot of dancey music

Shows:
I binge-watch online. Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Party Down, 30 Rock, Archer, Mad Men, True Detective, Community, Snuffbox, Mighty Boosh, Father Ted, The IT Crowd, Firefly, Garth Marenghi, Better Call Saul, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Transparent, Sirens, Broad City, Workaholics, Key and Peele, Venture Brothers, Futurama, Rick and Morty.

Food:
Anything good. I love fine dining and greasy spoons. Into locally sourced ingredients. I need to know where and how my meat was raised. Wild game. I'll try anything twice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good food.
Movies
Sex
An escape plan.
People
Travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The stars and planets. How we're a way for the universe to know itself. Who we are as animals. Relationships. Sex. Where I want to go next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing improv, eating out, writing sketches, or watching a movie at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents were *cosmic cowboys* and I see the world differently because of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're really passionate about something and you want to talk about it.
You want to come see me be funny.
You want to hang out and talk and aren't self-conscious about being goofy and laughing.
You're feeling it.