EDIT: As of December 2010, I'm pursuing a relationship and am not actively looking for anyone. I will not be responding to messages looking for dating or sex. Thanks!

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I want it all. Is that too much to ask? I like intelligent conversation, sci-fi conventions, renaissance festivals, and have an unhealthy love affair with red shoes. I also like rough sex, dirty talk, being tied up and held down and anything but vanilla. Some people see this as a contradiction. Some people see this as a challenge. Which are you?

I am a person who craves and requires effective, honest communication. I'd rather hear an ugly truth than a pretty lie, always. For me, my word means everything, so I try not to give my word unless I am certain I can keep it, and it bothers me deeply when something prevents me from keeping integrity.

I am easily amused, erotic, and creative

I'm a single mom stuck in the armpit of Oklahoma working as a substitute teacher. In the past, I have been a winery manager and worked in a nuclear plant. I'm always ready for the next adventure life will bring me. Hobbies include playing a brothel wench at my local renaissance festival. I'm enjoying taking Zumba classes three times a week (It's an exercise class based on Latin and Hip-hop dance) and am about to begin violin lessons. I believe it is never to late to learn something new.

Laughing and encouraging others to laugh, singing, and driving in the rain. I'm a fair writer, though I have no desire to be a published author. I'm also really good at reading aloud, and I'd say I'm a fairly decent actress.

are my enormous breasts. Yeah, I get it. They are out there.

The second things people notice are my eyes, my smile and my quick wit. Guess which means more to me?

I love horror flicks, bad chick movies, sushi, Gone With The Wind, The Princess Bride, A Brave New World, and salsa with lots of cilantro. I tend to listen to top 40 pop a lot, because it is generally cheerful, but I freely admit my abiding love for bad 90's grunge music, too. As a course of attending renaissance festivals, I've also aquired a ridiculous amount of Celtic music, which I only listen to once in a great while.

Favorite authors include Jacqueline Carey, Anne Rice and Stephen King.

I'm a member of BookCrossing.com, which means I'm constantly reading and passing books on. You can find me there under the same name. You can also find me at Livejournal under the same name, and I spend far more time there than I do here.

I could never do without my laptop, a supportive bra, my friends, my son, my family, and my car.

incredibly random things that change from day to day.

At the moment, I'm bemused that a video I uploaded to YouTube a few years ago has gone viral and been featured on WebSoup and Attack of the Show. Too funny!

sitting at home spending time with my son or occasionally hanging out with friends.

If I admitted it here, in a public forum, it wouldn't be very private, would it?

*chuckles*

I think admitting I'm a kinky girl is probably enough for one little OKCupid profile.

You aren't married, you are looking for more than just NSA sex (really), you don't drink to excess and you don't do drugs or smoke, and you think we'd be compatible. I'm what is classified as a BBW, so if that isn't your type, then I'm not for you. I want someone who can love me as I am now, not as I might be when/if I lose weight.

I only respond to people I'm interested in getting to know better. I refuse to waste your time or mine if there isn't chemistry. If you don't hear from me, consider that a "Thanks, but no thanks."