More Into Exercise: Accurate if "more into exercise" means "constantly dreams about dunking basketballs and trampoline flips". I enjoy sports, not gyms.
More Kind: When I was a 7, I helped my neighbor's grandmother cross the street. I've been living off the street cred ever since.
Less Political: I care about politics, but I turn into a giant green rage-monster whenever I hear about something objectively ridiculous. Which is useful for opening tough jars, but not much else.
More Pure: Seriously guys? If I'm more pure, you are all filthy. Completely filthy.