Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I?
I'm just some kid who woke up one day and was like "are those gray
hairs? Well, crap, I guess I'd better get my act together."
Luckily, that particular morning was over two years ago, so the
act's pretty put together now. Unluckily...more gray hairs.
I'm a very special boy. But I'll be damned if I'll reveal why to
the likes of you!
Update: so many more gray hairs. -_-
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a lawyer. I lawy all day every day.
I run my own lawyin' business, but hope to break into corporate
dronehood before too long.
I became an uncle on December 7, 2014, and aspire to avuncular
I'm a fitness fanatic and roast my own coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am amusing.
The things folks tend to remember are: my voice, I walk with an air
of great purpose no matter where I'm walking, my dog, and my
relaxed demeanor (when not walking somewhere with an air of great
purpose). Folks say I seem "very comfortable in [my] own
And my ass. Definitely my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's say my favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut, Neal Stephenson,
and Margaret Atwood. That isn't strictly true -- I like a lot of
authors -- but I do like them, and this section calls for a list. I
must obey the internet.
Some favorites are Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight, Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas, Dead Man, Gangs of New York, The Departed, and Last
of the Mohicans.
Primarily rock music from different eras. I don't much care for
country or hip hop/rap. I enjoy everything else.
Indian, Eastern Mediterranean (Lebanese), Mexican and Italian. I
also love German food if I can ever find a good place to get some.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Friends (human and canine),
5. Movies, and
6. Impeccable grammar.*
*I'd never get dates without it.
What? Chicks dig grammar. Right? Anybody?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, women, how to make the first happy, and do the second more
The source and ultimate fate of life.
How to craft the perfect online dating profile, i.e. one that
produces in the reader the feeling that they know and like me,
without actually revealing a damn thing about myself.
Whether my dog is happy.
The Belfie -- a device to enable better butt selfies -- and its
ramifications for modern civilization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Go for a jog, cook/eat some noms, then hit the bed for some mad
Z's. Cause I'm a grown ass man and single, and that's what my
people do on Friday nights.
I do not go to "the club" and usually think references to "the
club" are kind of annoying. And you damn kids should stop skate
boarding on the sidewalk while you learn to clean up your ambiguous
idioms like "the club."
Update: I went to "the club" twice in October 2014, and again on
New Year's Eve 2014, and reaffirm my opposition. -_-
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My life is an open book. I'm just not going to read it to
-David Hyde Pierce
I paid for an "A-list membership" on here primarily so I could
change my screenname. Now, I can look at all your profiles without
you knowing it. >:)
I can be kind of shy and quiet. Until I get to know you. By you
saying two and a half words to me.
I turn 31 in July 2015. So, naturally, my goal is to meet someone
who will give me my birthday spanking.
I cannot be trusted with a jar of peanut butter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"You ain't no redneck woman, and/or are a high class broad."
-Gretchen Wilson (Paraphrase)
I had to look up who sang that song to attribute it correctly.
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