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30 Little Rock, AR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:01pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Who am I?

I'm just some kid who woke up one day and was like "are those gray hairs? Well, crap, I guess I'd better get my act together." Luckily, that particular morning was over two years ago, so the act's pretty put together now. Unluckily...more gray hairs.

I'm a very special boy. But I'll be damned if I'll reveal why to the likes of you!

Update: so many more gray hairs. -_-
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a lawyer. I lawy all day every day.

I run my own lawyin' business. Among other things, I sue banks. Heady stuff.

Other things: I founded a micro-finance company at the end of law/business school; my undergraduate degree was in international development; and I focused both my legal and business education on international law/business.

I became an uncle on December 7, 2014, and I aspire to avuncular greatness.

Effective March 12, 2015, I have decided to become a fanatic about fitness and coffee. So, in three months, I will post pictures of me all muscular and such and be able to give self-roasted coffee as gifts. I'm also working on a stand-up comedy routine that will be called "My Offline Dating Profile." So, if you actually want to meet me, just start going to every comedy club around Little Rock every night until I work up the nerve to actually present my material.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything, except for the few billion things I haven't had time to learn about yet. My most important practical skills are: (1) explaining things in words, and (2) learning.

I can accomplish anything I set my mind to. Why, on July 12, 2014, I woke up at 9:00 a.m. and said "I WILL make it to the 10:00 a.m. show of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes at the theater formerly known as The Rave." It took a lot of sacrifice and hard work, but I made it. I. Made. It.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am amusing.

The things folks tend to remember are: my voice, I walk with an air of great purpose no matter where I'm walking, my dog, and my relaxed demeanor (when not walking somewhere with an air of great purpose). Folks say I seem "very comfortable in [my] own skin."

And my ass. Definitely my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Let's say my favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut, Neal Stephenson, and Margaret Atwood. That isn't strictly true -- I like a lot of authors -- but I do like them, and this section calls for a list. I must obey the internet.

Some favorites are Pulp Fiction, The Dark Knight, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dead Man, Gangs of New York, The Departed, and Last of the Mohicans.

Primarily rock music from different eras. I don't much care for country or hip hop/rap. I enjoy everything else.

Indian, Eastern Mediterranean (Lebanese), Mexican and Italian. I also love German food if I can ever find a good place to get some.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family,
2. Friends (human and canine),
3. Music,
4. Books,
5. Movies, and
6. Impeccable grammar.*

*I'd never get dates without it.

What? Chicks dig grammar. Right? Anybody?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, women, how to make the first happy, and do the second more effectively.

Wait...reverse that.

The source and ultimate fate of life.

How to improve Georgia's (the country, not the state) capacity to export.

Whether my dog is happy.

The Belfie -- a device to enable better butt selfies -- and its ramifications for modern civilization.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be reading, out at a bar, watching a movie, or calling/texting friends who live far away. The only thing certain about my Friday nights is that I do not spend them tidying up around the house.

I do not go to "the club" and usually think references to "the club" are kind of annoying. And you damn kids should stop skate boarding on the sidewalk while you learn to clean up your ambiguous idioms like "the club."

Update: I went to "the club" twice in October 2014, and again on New Year's Eve 2014, and reaffirm my opposition. -_-
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"My life is an open book. I'm just not going to read it to you."
-David Hyde Pierce

I paid for an "A-list membership" on here primarily so I could change my screenname. Now, I can look at all your profiles without you knowing it. >:)

I can be kind of shy and quiet. Until I get to know you. By you saying two and a half words to me.*

*I am, in fact, making fun of you lady folks who say you are shy and quiet, until someone gets to know you, at which point you claim to become crazy.

I turned 30 in July 2014. So, naturally, my goal was to meet someone who would give me my birthday spanking.

^Was not successful. But another birthday is coming up in another few months!

I cannot be trusted with a jar of peanut butter and promptly gain 5-10 pounds whenever I have regular access to the substance.
You should message me if
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I like when a woman sends the first message, so feel free.

I joke that I want someone who is as smart and driven as me and better looking to boot. As long as you're engaging to talk to and pleasant look at, and are going somewhere in life that makes you excited to get up and get moving most mornings, I should like you.

To the people who send extremely brief messages: unlike some people, I will not ignore you. I will, however, play a super fun game with you. If you send me a message under 10 words in length, I will respond with a message of exactly equal length (in words; I don't have time to try and respond with the exact same number of characters).