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Alihandrieaux

30 M Little Rock, AR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I?

I'm just some kid who woke up one day and was like "are those gray hairs? Well, crap, I guess I'd better get my act together." Luckily for you, that particular morning was two years ago, so the act's pretty put together now. Unluckily...more gray hairs.

I'm a very special boy. But I'll be damned if I'll reveal why to the likes of you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Alright, new mission: I need to find a roommate. I'm looking at rental houses in the Hillcrest/Heights/Cammack/Stifft's Station areas in the $800-$1,200 rent range. Divided evenly, each person would pay $400-$600 per month, though I could pay a larger share of the rent if necessary. If anyone is interested, please let me know.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled profile.

I'm a lawyer. I lawy all day every day.

I run my own lawyin' business. I sue banks. Heady stuff.

I have a lot of other professional interests. I founded a micro-finance company at the end of law/business school; my undergraduate degree was in international development; and I focused both my legal and business education on international law/business. In short: growth opportunities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything, except for the few billion things I haven't had time to learn about yet. My most important practical skills are: (1) explaining things in words, and (2) learning.

I can accomplish anything I set my mind to. Why, just this morning (July 12, 2014), I woke up at 9:00 a.m. and said "I WILL make it to the 10:00 a.m. show of Dawn of the Planet of the Apes at the theater formerly known as The Rave." It took a lot of sacrifice and hard work, but I made it. I. Made. It.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am amusing.

The things folks tend to remember are: my voice, I walk with an air of great purpose no matter where I'm walking, my dog, and my relaxed demeanor (when not walking somewhere with an air of great purpose, of course). Folks say I seem "very comfortable in [my] own skin."

And my ass. Definitely my ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
Typically fiction. Here are some books I've read that I thought were excellent: I Claudius, Stranger in a Strange Land, American Gods, The Innocents Abroad, Out of Oz, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Hunger Games series, The Handmaid's Tale, A Clockwork Orange, The Red Tent, Cat's Cradle, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Watership Down, The Outlander Series, Welcome to the Monkey House, Breakfast of Champions, The Sirens of Titan, Lolita, the Earthseed series by Octavia Butler, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Scanner Darkly, Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk, Ubik, Bonk, Fehrenheit 451, Foucault's Pendulum, Snow Crash, the Ender quartet, the Foundation trilogy, Ready Player One, The Metamorphosis, The Alchemist, The Stars My Destination, The Demolished Man, Twelve Years a Slave, Brave New World, Light in August, Fight Club, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, John Dies at the End, This Book is Full of Spiders, The Man in the High Castle, The Poisonwood Bible, and Oryx & Crake (and its sequels The Year of the Flood and Maddaddam). I'm a big fan of Kurt Vonnegut because he, like me, tends to look at the world in a unique way.

Movies
I watch quite a few movies. Some favorites are: Pulp Fiction, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Dark Knight, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Braveheart, Dead Man, Youth in Revolt, Dog Day Afternoon, Gangs of New York, The Departed, Chinatown, and Last of the Mohicans. Watching movies on Netflix is a staple of my Saturday evenings.

Music
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are my favorite band. I also like Johnny Cash, Placebo, Led Zeppelin, the Buena Vista Social Club, Willie Nelson, GNR, Vampire Weekend, Ludo, The Smiths, The Wallflowers, and Jack Johnson to give a random smattering. Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty awesome too. I don't much care for country or hip hop/rap.

Foods!
Indian, Eastern Mediterranean (Lebanese), Mexican and Italian. I also love German food if I can ever find a good place to get some. I cook, and am pretty good at throwing stuff together. Last year, I started using recipes! Now my life is delicious! Also, if you know what jamon iberico is and agree with me that it is awesome, we could probably have a good talk about delicious hams.

TV shows
Daily Show, the Colbert Report, South Park, Frasier, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, and Scrubs. I don't watch anything on the television, really, but sometimes download episodes of these shows on the internet or my BluRay player, which is magical.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are some things that I would die without, but pointing to those as my response to this question runs fundamentally counter to the purpose of the question.

I like my family, friends (human and canine), music, books, movies, and spices well enough that I'd be damnably upset if I were to lose them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, women, how to make the first happy, and do the second more effectively.

Wait...reverse that.

"Given enough time, it is inevitable that the hydrogen will start to wonder where it came from and where it's going."
-A friend of mine named Cliff, describing his theory on the origins of sentient life.

What I want to do with my free time. What I want to do with life more broadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This varies. Oftentimes I just go home and hang out with the dog and watch a movie on Netflix, promising myself I'll go out on Saturday night instead of Friday. Sometimes I'll go to a movie. Sometimes, but very rarely these days, I go out to bars and such. Sometimes I leave the state to see friends or just be somewhere else.

I do not go to "the club" and usually think references to "the club" are kind of annoying. And you damn kids should stop skate boarding on the sidewalk while you learn to clean up your ambiguous idioms like "the club."

That's the other thing I sometimes do on Friday nights. There's an Adults Griping with Elders (A.G.E.) group that meets on the front porch of a manse in the Quapaw Quarter in downtown Little Rock. They provide canes, rocking chairs, and a front porch where we can sit and hurl aspersions at youthful passersby for ruining the community by injecting their damn hormones into it. We meet every third Friday of each month!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My life is an open book. I'm just not going to read it to you."
-David Hyde Pierce

I paid for an "A-list membership" on here primarily so I could change my screenname. The new screenname is my college nickname ("The Hondro," short for Alejandro), as filtered by my time living in New Orleans.

I can be kind of shy and quiet. Until I get to know you. By you saying two and a half words to me.

I turn 30 this month (July, 2014). So, naturally, I'm hoping to meet someone who will give me my birthday spanking.

^Did not work out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(1) You like yourself. Who you are, where you're going, how you think, how you look. This should not be confused with thinking you're perfect in every way, just a sense of satisfaction with the person you are.

(2) You like me. Stranger things have happened. People who don't like me suck. I will not talk to them in a boat. Nor discuss with them my hoped-for moat. I'll not cotton to their demands to denigrate me or spurn my hands! If I had my way and any luck, they'd go away and hump a duck!*

*Dr. Seuss agrees with me on all points raised in this statement.

(3) I'm always happy to hear about special talents like painting, singing, writing, or baking super-delicious cookies.

(4) You have goals beyond just, you know, surviving.

(5) You enjoy holding hands. My dog refuses to let me hold her paw for any length of time, and I can't handle much more of this constant rejection.

(6) You enjoyed reading the foregoing.