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apostos

26 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Russian from East Ukraine, much fun to be had there.
I work in a semi-IT position for a small company.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to improve myself and make more money, learning new skills, and absorbing the mass of useful and mostly useless information from wikipedia...okay mostly Reddit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination
Fixing anything weather I'm certified to or not.
Forgetting that thing I should've totally remembered
Totally not burning down your place of residence due to said thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
no idea, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Nightfall, Broca's Brain, Ringworld, 1984, Brave New World...
Movies: 300, Zombieland, The Fifth Element, Iron Sky, The Hangover, Inception....
Shows/Series: Cosmos, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Futurama, Adult Swim, House, Samurai Champloo, Deathnote, Last Exile, Sherlock, Archer
Music: Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, Metalocalypse, A Perfect Circle, Inception Soundtrack ....
Food: Practically anything, now if you want to test the limits of that, be my guest
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends
bed
internet
good food
money
tenacity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to feast on next or how to solve that annoying problem that noone cares about anymore.
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now.

We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works.

Please wake up, we miss you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pretending I'm doing vastly more important things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I give no hints.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are the type of person that would go on a cross country road trip or on a hike to the middle of nowhere or just wander around the city... okay just would like to get coffee with me at the nearest Starbucks or just loosely make eye contact with as you pass me on the street.