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25 Island Park, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:26pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Russian from East Ukraine, much fun to be had there.
Beyond that I guess you'll have to see for yourself.
I have a varied skillset that may or may not be useful in a zombie apocalypse but I assure you I get job done.

down to earth // love to laugh // long walks at the beach // drinks dihydrogen monoxide // carbon-based lifeform on the third planet from sol
What I’m doing with my life
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Making money, learning new skills, and absorbing the mass of useful and mostly useless information from the Internets.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing stuff apparently
Forgetting that thing I should've totally remembered
Unfortunately, I'm no artist and quite envious of those able to make the crazy beautiful Sci-fi scenery from blank canvases in Photoshop as you see on Deviantart.
The first things people usually notice about me
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uuh... my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Nightfall, Broca's Brain, Ringworld, 1984, Brave New World...
Movies: 300, Miyazaki Films, Zombieland, The Fifth Element, Iron Sky, The Hangover, Inception....
Shows/Series: Cosmos, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, South Park, Futurama, Adult Swim, House, Samurai Champloo, Deathnote, Last Exile, Sherlock,
Music: Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, Metalocalypse, A Perfect Circle, Inception Soundtrack ....
Food: Practically anything, I always wish to try something new even if I'm full because remember, you don't stop eating when you are full, you stop eating when you hate yourself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the warm glow of my dual monitor setup
infuriatingly good food
questionable sanity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the nature of reality, our place in the universe, Cosmos stuff, hypothetical scenarios
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pretending I'm doing vastly more important things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You are all the imaginings of my subconscious and the universe is nothing more than the projection of myself on space and time. You are me and I am you and I am everyone that has existed and everyone that will exist. You cannot disprove such thoughts and they only gain as much meaning as you give them.
You should message me if
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If you are the type of person that would go on a cross country road trip or on a hike to the middle of nowhere or just wander around the city. I'm yet to try archery.