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apostrophe_mike

33 Amherst, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
What I’m doing with my life
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conserving energy for the sprint to the finish line
The first things people usually notice about me
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people think i'm younger than i am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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w.g. sebald, john ashbery, ben lerner, clarice lispector

fellini, wong kar-wai, werner herzog, kelly reichardt, steve mcqueen,

the smiths, j dilla, galaxie 500, boredoms, the liars, dirty three, arvo part, tim hecker, velvet underground, stars of the lid,

neo rauch, matthew ritchie , joseph bueys,

louie c.k., ricky gervais, richard pryor, and dave chapelle

mud pie ice cream from barts in amherst
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
band names
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
teetering on the precipice of ineffable bliss
You should message me if
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the spirit moves you