Not only does this happen to me frequently, but apparently there was a dude in New Zealand in the early 20th century who was arrested for vagrancy and when they cleaned him off, found coins in his beard that fell into the tub. The coincidence here -- he had the same first and last name as me, both of which are not that common. This American Life should have called in the experts.
Furthermore, I listen to Garrison Keillor almost every Saturday night while trying to figure out where my place is in a world where Mark McGrath is a cruise ship captain. Highbrow + Lowbrow = Unibrow I guess?