Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What drives you? Take a while to think about it, then message me
and tell me what it is.
Myers-Briggs typology is unforgivably reductive as far as I'm
concerned. I'm an introvert (surprise!) and I tend to look at
things analytically before I drip emotion into the brew, but
there's such nuance within it that pigeonholing myself in a
desperate quest for shared identity would be sacrificing
authenticity. I don't accept that.
My canvas is college-ruled. I live for language. Unwarranted
prescriptivism grinds my gears. Prescriptive rules lay the
groundwork for being able to communicate at all, that's true, but
once stigma enters the equation, prescriptivism engenders arbitrary
shibboleths of the ruling class and is thus better dispensed
If the last three sentences resonated with you, message me
What I’m doing with my life
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Abiding by the campsite rule.
Sometimes I also QA software for a security company so companies
don't half-ass protecting your data.
Trying to get my internal monologue to be in a voice that isn't
Examining everyone's societal narratives. Mine, too.
Differentiating between stability and commitment. Relationships are
always fluid and love follows no one's rules, but I want the people
to be reliably there, whatever that means.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing huge walls of text in short periods of time.
waxing poetic about nothing in particular.
pretending I'm not a hopeless romantic.
losing at snowball fights.
twice-weekly existential crises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have no favourites; I have things that speak to me, that fill
crevices in a sometimes-yawning expanse, that open and close doors,
that hold my hands when I'm alone at night, and I have things that
are just fun to run my ears and hands over. There's no most,
On the docket today:
Peter, Paul, & Mary
Culinary experiments related to soup
Dungeons of Dredmor
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Everything else descends from that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being
overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often,
and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the
privilege of owning yourself."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
"'I am not an angel,' I asserted; 'and I will not be one till I
die: I will be myself. Mr. Rochester, you must neither expect nor
exact anything celestial of me - for you will not get it, any more
than I shall get it of you: which I do not at all
-- Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre
"Our lives disconnect and reconnect, we move on, and later we may
again touch one another, again bounce away. This is the felt shape
of a human life, neither simply linear nor wholly disjunctive nor
endlessly bifurcating, but rather this bouncey-castle sequence of
bumpings-into and tumblings-apart."
-- Sir Salman Rushdie, The Ground Beneath Her Feet
Ways to cheat the academic system and end up with a Ph.D. without
having to sell my soul to Fannie Mae or commit myself to a lifetime
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shedding the confines of the corporeal body I wear during the work
week and letting my aethereal protrusions rest and writhe freely in
Otherworldly sentiences got to get paid, son.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you quote Tom Robbins at me, I'm easier than Go Fish. (Googling
Tom Robbins and throwing a random quote into a message hoping to
get laid does not count.)
I don't like red meat.
Nonmonogamy is how I do things. I don't identify as polyamorous
because I don't like the connotations it's developed, but I won't
attach myself to you exclusively in any sense, nor will I demand
that of you.
You should message me if
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you can't believe you read the whole thing.
you understand that I probably don't want to fuck you. Casual sex
does not mean indiscriminate sex.
you have more empathy than a goldfish, observe what's going on
around you, and aren't a fucking narcissist.
If you send me an overtly sexual or blatantly stalkery message,
I will screenshot your bullshit and post it on Twitter with a
caption about what a worthless clot of shit you are for wasting my
time. I won't blur your username, either. Consider yourself warned.
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