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applecrapgranny

38 M Longview, TX

My Details

Last Online
Feb 7
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I deleted the long rambling bullshit that was here hoping that that would lead to inspiration to write something better. Instead, I'm intimidated by the 100 character minimum.

**sigh**

Hopefully, more will come soon. In the mean time, I'm an open book, so just ask away (or scroll down for more details).

(Aug. 2, 2009)

I am shy, saucy, and scrumptious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a scientist.

Procrastinating on my hobbies (crocheting, fiction writing, making music videos, and scrapbooking).

Thinking about exercising.

I've recently gotten into this whole blogging thing (I've never claimed to be on the forefront of things). I write a couple of blogs, but right now, my passion is editing and sharing the novel I've written on one of my blogs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking (I hate cooking for just me, so I usually don't cook much); not getting lost; obsessively organizing, categorizing, and alphabetizing; entertaining myself; and swearing creatively.

People that know me well, will tell you that I'm really good at taking things that one extra step too far. I have no concept of "the line" of where to stop, and I'm pretty good at driving the inappropriate conversation right past that line (sometimes miles away from where the line was.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tshirt. I'm always wearing some sort of funny or at least mildly interesting shirt.

My buddy, fejacobsen, says that she noticed how tall I am. I'm 6'2", which isn't breaking any records. But I am quite tall. It's a blessing and a curse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't get much time to read, but I've been reading Stephen King forever. I got really sucked into (and obsessed with) his Dark Tower series, and then I was disappointed by the ending. I'm sworn to never, ever read any of the Harry Potter books, and despite some of my friends attempts, I've remained true to my word.

Movies: I have VERY eclectic taste. I'll have to come back to this later. ...later... After joining Netflix recently, I've come to realize that my taste isn't really all that eclectic. I like: cheesy horror movies, bloody-guts-gross movies, romantic comedies, "teenage boy" comedies (eg. Saving Silverman, Van Wilder, etc.), and sometimes just completely random movies. Honestly, I'll give most movies a chance. I'll try to cram a top 10 list in here (no particular order)... Fight Club, Soapdish, Legally Blonde, Moulin Rouge, The Thrill of it All, The Nines, American Psycho, Barbarella, Blades of Glory, Bring it On, Clash of the Titans, Zombie Strippers, Black Sheep, Madagascar, and Monsters Inc. Okay, that's 15, sue me.

Music: Again, very eclectic. My standard answer is everything except country and rap, but even then, some country and rap is pretty good. To pick a few faves -- Garbage, Assemblage 23, Shiny Toy Guns, Icon of Coil, Alaska Highway, Duran Duran. Genre-wise -- 80s and industrial are my top two.

TV: WTF? They don't ask about favourite TV shows?? TV is totally one of my favourite things. Again, in no particular order (other than the order that I thought of them)... Chuck, Lost, Eureka, Battlestar Galactica, Six Feet Under, Melrose Place, Dexter, True Blood, Eli Stone, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, Better off Ted, House, Bones, Prison Break and everything Joss Whedon (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, Dollhouse).

Food: I love food. I'll try just about anything. I'm anti-mushroom, anchovies, ketchup, raisins, and milk. Odd, I know. Loves: Thai, Indian, (mmm, curry), pizza, pasta, all the good stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
TiVo/Hulu
Music on iTunes
My own apartment
Internet access
Toaster Strudel
Captain Whitepants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd like to be doing in the future and worrying about getting a "real" job.

How I'd run a television network, if I had one. I frequently make my "ideal" network schedule of only shows that I watch. (Yes, I'm that much of a geek.)

What would happen with my stuff and my debts if I died.

I also wonder if I've already met, loved, and lost my soulmate. I wonder if a person is allowed more than one soulmate or if I'm totally screwed now that I frakked over that whole thing.

I often wonder if I could survive the zombie apocalypse. I'd like to imagine that I'd meet up with my other zombie obsessed friend and together we'd defeat the zombies and start a new civilization with our rag-tag group of survivors. I totally think we could do it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, tonight's Friday, and I'm watching Heroes on Hulu, updating my Okcupid profile, and chatting with friends on AIM. I guess that's pretty typical. LOL! Sometimes, my friends will invite me over for dinner, and we'll hang out doing our usual low key stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is always a lion in my pocket, literally.
I’m looking for
  • Gay guys only
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to. I mean, I don't want to force you or anything. But seriously, I'm a gemini, so you know I'm always up for some chatting. So, hit me up... you never know.