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applestozebras

35 F Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 33–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
somehow, my previous account became magically inaccessible.

i'll take that as a scientific sign that it's time to find a phresh (intentional spelling) perspective on matters of the heart.

cogito, ergo sum.

i have loved, too, in case that might be relevant.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm a brain doctor. you've been warned.

(i'm not a surgeon even though that's what i always thought i might be, and, i don't routinely carry a reflex hammer. so. that leaves the third kind = the awesome kind.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
many things, but more importantly, i'm terrible at volleyball.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
anything by mordecai richler, vonnegut, kundera, and rushdie.

biggie --> common sense --> outkast --> the xx --> antony and the johnsons --> lykke li --> beach house --> cocorosie --> future islands --> you'llhavetofigureitout.

du bon poulet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the usual suspects.

and no, i'm NOT only referring to the movie.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the multiverse and how to avoid lunges.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hopefully not on call.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i used to floss on occasion.*

*there is more than one meaning for the word 'floss.'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. a) you are neither a cat nor a fish.
1. b) you are most definitely NOT a catfish. the combination is quite simply completely deplorable and reportable.
2. you don't LOL.
3. you think I'll write back.*

*if i don't reply, it's because i likely won't. try not to take it too personally.

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