less CFCs, higher electrical conductivity, and more grams of trans fat (per serving) than the leading competitor!
Problems with other (non-recyclable) brands of boy, usually stem from a low pixel ratio, or high viscosity in warm weather, BUT NOT APE!
As seen in Le Figaro Magazine, Ape has no problem folding easily to fit under your couch, and easily turns worn socks into festive centerpieces for your holiday dinner table!
Never from concentrate, Ape was voted "highest replay value, in a platform shooter" by the Akron SPCA!
"louder than a mop"- Perdana Menteri
"handsome in his vest"- Apes Grandma
"one thumb down"- Richard Roeper