We meet again.
My name is April. If you couldn't figure that out based on my okcupid nickname, we probably can't be friends.
I am the youngest of two girls born to a mother who has horrendous taste in men. Despite that, she is an awesome mother whom I would not change for the world. We all have our flaws, no? I am 27 and a Taurus. I was born in the year of the Ox. So think large pack animals with horns and you've got a clear picture of what I look like.
I am intense in the way that Indian food is intense. You either love me or hate me, there is little room for the in between feelings.
For the most part I have a positive outlook on life with a hint of cynicism sprinkled on top for flavor and the occasional good joke. I have a spastic sense of humor and I think it's hilarious when people fall down. Sometimes I go to youtube and type "slip and fall" and watch the hilarity ensue.
I am on okcupid to meet people. Mostly male people but women are cool too. I haven't been in a relationship in a long time because I've been working on me. My end goal here is to find someone that I can spend time with. A steady boyfriend, shall we say. I'm not looking to walk down the aisle any time soon so marriage hungry boys need apply elsewhere.
Translation: do not message me with "wanna fuck", "I love you", or "marry me". They don't work on anyone and they really annoy me. Plzkthx.
I am Dr. House, Dr. Girlfriend, and Dr. Kevorkian