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24 Baton Rouge, LA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Middle Eastern
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
A little extra
Other, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Yo, my name is a little long and hard to pronounce properly so that will just have to wait for now. There's honestly not a great deal to me, I play music, I hang out with my dog, Meatballs, and kittens, and listen to records. I'm pretty sure what you're supposed to do on a website such as this is, "sell yourself," but I'm not too good at that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm in a perpetual retail machine and it's aight. I will one day play rock n' roll that will one day take over the world, but that is still in the works at the moment. Right now its just whatever shows we're asked to play. For the time being, it's either going to shows or putting them on for people. Really that is the most important thing to me, just trying to make as much music as possible, put out demo tapes and vinyl, get as many shows going at as many venues as possible. I try and make punk rock things happen in a town where I feel not to terribly much goes on. At least in regards to any sort of real semblance of counterculturalism.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, oblivious obvious observations, arguing with people, pretending like I know what I'm talking about, finding ccol junk at thrift stores, and thug shit in general. I technically "play" guitar and bass, and I bang on the skins everynow and then but I'm not terribly great at any of em. I've also gotten really good at changing tapes while driving, I no longer fear for my own safety or that of those around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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If it's not the tattoos and long hair then it's usually my bronze skin or overall scruffiness. It's probably a combination of all the aforementioned, really. I now own a beard, people definitely enjoy commenting on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like a lot of dystopian science fiction and some occasional feminist literature here and there.
Music: Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, The Cure, Slayer, Sisters of Mercy, The Sound, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Mgla, Christian Mistress, Gucci Mane, Crude, Bo Ningen, Nuclear Assault, Exploding Hearts, Jawbreaker, Night Birds, Pisschrist, Overkill, Bad Brains, The Holy Mountain, Miles Davis, Marquis de Sade, Kevin Gates (obligatory #idgt), Lil Ugly Mane, Denzel Curry, RVIDXR KLVN, The Gits, Xasthur, Nation of Ulysses, The Make-Up, Weird War, Lady Gaga (my one and only, truly, guilty pleasure), Mahavishnu Orchestra, Austere, Descendents, Adolescents, Lost Tribe, Funeral Parade, Prosthetics, Limp Wrist, Murder City Devils, Amesoeurs, Hellshock, Parliament Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins, Z-Ro, Three Six Mafia, Penetrators, Stooges, Tom Waits, Single Mothers, PJ Harvey, Motley Crüe (just Too Fast For Love and Shout At The Devil), Electric Wizard, Bonobo, Horna, Hirax, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Project Pat, Kaki King, The Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Black Sabbath, Dinosaur Jr, eyehategod, Leadbelly, Pharcyde, Muddy Waters, Morphine, The Jesus Lizard, Kool Keith aka Dr Dooom aka Dr Octagon aka Black Elvis, Suicide, Punch, Talking Heads, The Nerves, Outkast, most any "dis" band, Nausea, Doomriders, Red Sparowes, The Sonics, Archers Of Loaf, David Eugene Edwards, MF Doom, Depeche Mode, Hum, to name a few.
TV: Peep Show, Bob's Burgers, Oddities, Louie, Home Movies, Twin Peaks, and a bunch of different anime.
Movies: Robocop, Pootie Tang, Amadeus, Oldboy, Event Horizon, Virgin Suicides, Hellraiser.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Denim jacket/vest
Black jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Rock n motherfuckin roll.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing a show somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can watch Law & Order:SVU for hours on end.

Also added to this list of guilty pleasures is Ru Paul's Drag Race. I've gotten embarrassingly into it.
You should message me if
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You made it all the way down here. And if you're looking for a bout it ass mofo. And because I am apparently dreadful at breaking the ice with the first message.