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33 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I really try not to take life too seriously, so it's a little tough for me to do this self-salesmanship thing. That being said, I'm fucking amazing, and you'd be a fool not to date me. A FOOL!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for an awesome company called All The Best Pet Care. It's pretty great, and I think it might just be my CAREER career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sardonic. Also, having to ask people what sardonic means when they call me it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Jeez, I dunno. My lack of horrible disfigurements, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: To Kill a Mockingbird is probably my favorite book. It's cathartic to me, for whatever reason.
MUSIC: Whatever floats my boat. I've been listening to a lot of The Mountain Goats lately.
MOVIES: Hmm. Haven't seen a lot of movies lately. Gravity was good, I guess. Didn't like the last hobbit movie. Sorry, hobbit lovers.
TV: The Daily Show and Colbert Report are must haves for me. Stephen Colbert is my comedy hero, RIP.
DISCLAIMER: I like video games and have a Wii U, so if that's a problem, I'm sorry. For you. You jerk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Um, I dunno. I could do without this question, that's for sure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ugh. I don't know. What does everyone else spend their time thinking about? I choose that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's a typical Friday night? One that falls on a Friday? I go out or have friends over on Saturdays, mostly, so suck it, Friday. No one likes you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to be a born-again Christian. It was weird.
You should message me if
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You like laughing and having fun, and you don't take life too seriously. There's nothing worse than someone who thinks they're so important that they can't laugh at themselves, so don't be that.

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