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aquariumdrinker0

33 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a kitty in a scotch can.
What I’m doing with my life
Important cat stuff. It's too complicated for you to understand.
I’m really good at
Observing humans. That's why I'm here. I'm like Jane Goodall except all of the apes are wearing clothes.

What's with all you "something-inabox" people? I doubt any of you have spent any serious time in boxes. I have.

Question for the ladies; why do you think posting 15 separate low-light high-angle close-up selfies from the same side is somehow preferable to just one? What are you hoping to reveal? How many times are people looking at you from two feet away and above and slightly to the right. Frankly, they're all pretty bad so you might as well change it up a bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm just so goddamned fucking cute!

Some people notice my particular taste in whisky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Media is trite and boring.

I have a little plastic soufflé cup filled with parsley. I love that thing. It's been hiding from me in the closet.
The six things I could never do without
I'm pretty Zen so I can or can't do with or without any number of things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How best to assassin down the avenue.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cats don't have Fridays or an other days for that matter.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I'm like the Magic 8-Ball of cats! Ask me any question.

When it comes to relationships I'm really into things like true love, loyalty, honesty, and open communication. Unfortunately, I'm heterosexual so my dating options are limited.