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I'm like the Magic 8-Ball of cats! Ask me any question.
When it comes to relationships I'm really into things like romance,
commitment, loyalty, trustworthiness and honest, open
communication. Unfortunately, I'm heterosexual so I don't have much
hope in finding a reciprocating partner.
You all complain about people messaging you with just 'Hi'. I'm
just a kitty in a scotch can, but in the real world don't most
conversations start with 'hi' and not some long random monologue?
Don't get me wrong, I can monologue better than anybody, but I try
to get the pleasantries out of the way first.