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29 M Ashland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I will be moving from Madison to Kalispell MT in July, and Kalispell to Ashland in August. Everything is crazy right now. I will not be in communication until a week or so into August.

I'm pretty happy-go-lucky. I make a lot of spontaneous decisions. Plans are hard, but I'm pretty good at making it up as I go.

I can be very boisterous and silly but am sometimes quiet around new people, depending on my mood.

I don't like trivia. I find it trivial..

Humorous irony = <3

Populist/socialist/anarchist/commie bastard, with too much snark for his own good, but I'm a sweetie when I'm not completely exasperated with the world.

Books are awesome.
Animals are awesome.
Outside is awesome.
Touching is the best -- I was a dancer and a philosopher, so I know it's true.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a leaf on the the mother fucking wind.
I’m really good at
Dancing. Funny faces. Arguing. Getting along with animals and/or young children. Accidentally saying inappropriate things: open mouth, insert foot. Being happy in the moment. Being a goof.

Cooking. I like using my hands and my own creativity to make a final product, and since I love food as well I've found that cooking is one of my favorite pastimes, even if I don't get to do it properly often enough.

Listening to what other people are communicating, not just what is said but how, with what body language, tone of voice, etc. I once heard once that something like 70+% of communication is non-verbal, and I would totally agree. I'm super intuitive, but I'll reason with the best of them.

Being inflammatory. I will push all your buttons. Including the fun ones.
The first things people usually notice about me
My body language probably. I have been told I have a distinctive walk. That and my adorably expressive face X)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really enjoy reading well written thought provoking fiction, quality sci-fi/fantasy, and anything with a philosophical, sociological, or psychological bent to it. So long as it explores the human psyche I'll probably like it.

Murakami, Vonnegut, George Lakoff (cognitive scientist / political philosopher.. he's the shit), George R. R. Martin (I love authors who kill off characters), Lois McMaster Bujold, Guy Gavriel Kay, C. J. Cherryh (and no, I have no idea how she pronounces that). There's a lot more but those are some biggies.

Music. Hard question, I know very little about music but I love it! Short answer: Pandora is my DJ. Seriously, I am so confused by modern music genre definitions. I can tell you I love Fun -- they remind me of Queen.

My favorite food is:
-Big bloody pieces of dead animals. The little cute ones taste the best :P Vegetarians, that's supposed to be a joke! Es funny joke.. I'm a pretty decent vegetarian cook as well. Vegan cooking is way harder! My friend keeps saying she'll teach me, but she hasn't yet :C
-Things with really flavorful sauces in general, curries, pastas, stir fries, glazes, andonandonandon.
-Cheese! Especially French cheeses. Sorry Wisconsin, I love you but you just don't quiiiiite compare. Except for your 10 year aged cheddar, that stuff is to die for.
-My favorite food however is food I've cooked myself for other people. It's hard to be my friend and avoid dinner parties and grilling excursions. I will make food for you, and you will like it. It's just what I do.
The six things I could never do without
Social interaction
My body, all of it, intact, with no paralysis
Some means of fun physical exercise

aaaand let's be honest, the internet. It's how I get all my news and a lot of my entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Body awareness, social and personal psychology, social justice, why people do what they do.

Climate change, the modern security state, and other dystopian aspects of our brave new world.

How much of a pain in the ass my cats are going to be on their first road trip.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Oh right, it's Friday.."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wish I would message you: visiting my wall playing peekaboo does not count as an indication of interest. Use your words! The big ones. Pictures of you making puppy-dog eyes are also acceptable.

Seriously though I don't message very many people, so if you're interested your best bet is to let me know.