Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty happy-go-lucky. I make a lot of spontaneous decisions.
Plans are hard, but I'm pretty good at making it up as I go.
I can be very boisterous and silly but am sometimes quiet around
new people, depending on my mood.
I don't like trivia. I find it trivial..
Humorous irony = <3
Populist/socialist/anarchist/commie bastard, with too much snark
for his own good, but I'm a sweetie when I'm not completely
exasperated with the world.
Books are awesome.
Animals are awesome.
Outside is awesome.
Touching is the best -- I was a dancer and a philosopher, so I know
Here there be dragons
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
faces. Arguing. Getting along with animals and/or young children.
Accidentally saying inappropriate things: open mouth, insert foot.
Being happy in the moment. Being a goof.
. I like
using my hands and my own creativity to make a final product, and
since I love food as well I've found that cooking is one of my
favorite pastimes, even if I don't get to do it properly often
what other people are communicating, not just what is said but how,
with what body language, tone of voice, etc. I once heard once that
something like 70+% of communication is non-verbal, and I would
totally agree. I'm super intuitive, but I'll reason with the best
Being inflammatory. I will push all your buttons. Including the fun
ones. Presuming you're into that ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My body language probably. I have been told I have a distinctive
walk. That and my adorably expressive face X)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really enjoy reading well written thought provoking fiction,
quality sci-fi/fantasy, and anything with a philosophical,
sociological, or psychological bent to it. So long as it explores
the human psyche I'll probably like it.
Murakami, Vonnegut, George Lakoff (linguist / political
philosopher.. he's the shit), George R. R. Martin (I love authors
who kill off characters), Lois McMaster Bujold, Guy Gavriel Kay, C.
J. Cherryh (and no, I have no idea how she pronounces that).
Specific titles include Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, and The Great Book
of Amber by Roger Zelazny, which boasts the best cosmology I've
Music. Hard question, I know very little about music but I love it!
Short answer: Pandora is my DJ. Seriously, I am so confused by
modern music genre definitions. I can tell you I love Fun -- they
remind me of Queen. I like music that focuses on the semiotic.
There's no reason you should know what that means, but if perchance
you do, you get points.
My favorite food is:
-Big bloody pieces of dead animals. The little cute ones taste the
best :P Vegetarians, that's supposed to be a joke! Es funny
-Things with really flavorful sauces in general, curries, pastas,
stir fries, glazes. I recently made a bearnaise sauce for the first
time and it came out perfectly! Shut up, I'm proud of that.
-Cheese! Dairy! I don't care if it's supposedly bad for me, I could
live off it.
-My favorite food however is food I've cooked myself for other
people. It's hard to be my friend and avoid dinner parties and
grilling excursions. I will make food for you, and you will like
it. It's just what I do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, pets, community, sunlight, olive oil.
I could make it without the internet, I'd just cry a lot. Without
coffee I'll stab you, so you may not make it even if I would.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I should just say fuck it and party or attempt to figure
Why the I can't find the profiles of all the adorable girls that
quick finder shows me. Seriously OKC, why you gotta be a tease like
How utterly stupid human beings are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Oh right, it's Friday.."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a gadfly. If you're one of the vast majority of people who
would rather feed me hemlock than consider what I have to say then
you can go die in a fire.
You should message me if
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You wish I would message you: visiting my wall playing peekaboo
does not count as an indication of interest. Use your words! The
big ones. Pictures of you making puppy-dog eyes are also
You're intelligent, informed, opinionated, articulate, and don't
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