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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 22
Other but it’s not important
Post grad
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I blog at
My webcomix are at

I am an aardvark, an instectivorous burrowing mammal.

I like to meet new and interesting people for coffee.

I am 21 - on mars. In aardvark years.In your terms, i'm 44. < this was an old profile i'm 48 now.
okcupid removed my photo, so check my blog or webcomic for it.

I am sesquipedalian, antinomial, and overcaffinated
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a retired lawyer*, a net addict mostly.
[* a bum]
i recruit people for medical trials - if you'd like to pick up some extra money testing drugs let me know. i'm a hermit. i enjoy books, sf and politics for example. i'm an oktaku.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastination. anything involving a number 2 pencil.
The first things people usually notice about me
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pink floppy ears, long nose, funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a) anything by heinlein
b) earth girls are easy. tv is welded to the turner classics channel.
c) obscure protest music, many genres, but i'm less into music lately.
d) spicy vegan stuff - i'm a great cook if you like weird.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books internet oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
freedom literature sex coffee where did i put my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
online or doing laundry - my going out clubbing nights are monday and thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm here because of beefsteak from
You should message me if
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you are beefsteak of, or you are in indy and would like coffee or suchlike. or heck, if you are in indy. but if you are > 500 miles from indy, there's less point.