Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


28 Melbourne, Australia Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 26
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Sean and I am my own particular brand of Awesome™.

I have been described as a multipotentialite. I have many interests, I seem to collect them. A few of them are now homes to disgusting insects living under my house. I'll try anything once.

If you were to hide in the bushes in my front yard and peek through my window, you might catch a glimpse of me playing guitar, singing awfully, reading Reddit, studying, pretending to study but actually reading Reddit, reading an actual book, spoiling my 14 year old tabby or scribbling down incoherent thoughts onto paper. In the unlikely event that I am not home you might find me stargazing or at an astronomy meetup. You might also want to check some of the amazing restaurants/cafes/museums/galleries around Melbourne.

Otherwise, I've gone for a walk and gotten lost and you should probably just abandon your search now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have recently come back from a stint in Africa, which I had embarked on a complete whim and had no plans to come home. Travelling, teaching children, sustainable farming and
delivering immunisations was all on the agenda (I'm in no way qualified for any this). However, I missed macchiatos, working internet and my insignificant, westernised hipster way of life too much to continue doing it. Life got in the way and now I am home.

I've now returned to my studies in Applied Science (Biotechnology). It's an interesting field. Maybe some day I will win a Nobel Prize for developing a vaccination for human stupidity. You can tell your friends you saw me here first when I do. I am now in this crazy and unpredictable stage of my life where I am (re)discovering all these exciting things I like to do. I've begun a fitness kick and I've started doing the C25K program. I'm extremely happy with my progress so far.

I'm also considering learning a foreign language like French or German. I can't think of a good reason why. Mostly I just want to secretly complain about how incompetent people are without overtly being an arse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing my hair out and then cutting it. I live in a perpetual flux of living in the 90's and employability.

Buying red and/or white IKEA products, putting it together and decorating the entire house with it.

Cable management.

Exercising my bullshit detector.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People sometimes comment on my eyes. Either because they're dazzlingly blue or because they do this weird lazy eye thing when I'm really tired.

If I like you I will probably grin and smile until my face hurts.

Stars on my wrist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My book shelf is almost entirely comprised of chemistry textbooks. For the little room that is left, it's reserved mostly for the fantasy genre. The Wheel of Time, A Song Of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, etc. I have a particular fondness for the so called strident atheists and their books too (Dawkins, Harris, Hitchens). I live a 2 minute walk away from a public library, so I try to make use of it.

I have watched Blade Runner so many times that the DVD no longer works. The same goes for Scott's Alien and Gladiator. Fight Club, American Beauty, Moon, The Matrix, Contact, Taxi Driver, Silence of the Lambs (Yes, I love Jodie). I'll be the first to admit that Stanley Kubrick's films are hard to like, but they always eventually get under my skin.

Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Tool, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, Silverchair, Queen, Incubus, Placebo, Lez Zeppelin, Deftones, The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Savage Garden, Powderfinger, Radiohead, God Is An Astronaut, Hawkwind, Spacemen 3, Massive Attack, Beastie Boys.

I will eat almost everything, as long as its not pumpkin or tomato soup. I ate exclusively vegetarian for a year and a half or so. I still have no idea why.

I know you didn't ask, but I also have an unhealthy obsession with Carl Sagan, Derren Brown and Tim Minchin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Morning coffee
Leather bound journals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues, immunisations, lint build up in belly button. Seriously, where does it come from?

Where did I leave my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Believe it or not, Sean isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.

I don't have the urge to go out drinking every single weekend. I do however like to go on dinner dates quite often.

Which usually involves wine. So I guess I lied.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If a moth comes within a cubic metre of my personal space while I'm eating or drinking, I have to discard whatever I was having. Even if I just paid a lot of money for a meal.

Yuck. Just no.

I enjoy being the little spoon. I'm not little and apparently it's called jetpacking, haha.

I'm a 20-something year old male that shamelessly still lives at home and still believes that he's going bring about the revival of grunge music. I occasionally dabble in adulthood.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to do something, do anything. Lets make plans and find something amazing to do, even if it involves doing very little at all.

If you want a pen pal or some form of internet friend, cool! Hit me up. We can exchange .gifs of cats doing awesome stuff.