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archiebunker200

29 M Markham, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
All the important stuff is listed below... for the rest, you'll have to torture me.
What I’m doing with my life
Just cruising through town for a month or so... looking to find people who don't mind putting up with me on a short-term basis.
I’m really good at
Subverting the most deeply-held beliefs of others. Seriously, don't message me if you believe that coke is better than pepsi.. I will make you cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not from around these parts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that doesn't pander to the lowest common denominator... unless it involves nudity.
The six things I could never do without
Irony... I would not want to live in a world where people took everything I said literally.

The other five things are various brands of gin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The beautiful, incalculable, numinous nature of the universe... and why more girls don't like me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever you want me to be... but seriously, see above answers involving nudity and gin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually enjoyed the first season of Glee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking to engage in the short-term relationship of a lifetime: one that will sweep you off your feet, open your eyes to the universe, take you places you've only ever dreamed of, and evince the incredible possibilities of life... or you just want to get lucky on a Friday night. Either is fine.