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30 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All the important stuff is listed below... for the rest, you'll have to torture me... not that I wouldn't be open to that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides living in a shoebox above a Romanian grocery store in NW London? Irrevocably altering the minds of impressionable youths in the least destructive manner possible - for a public school teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Subverting the most deeply-held beliefs of others. Seriously, don't message me if you believe that coke is better than pepsi.. I will make you cry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm not from around these parts
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything that doesn't pander to the lowest common denominator... unless it involves nudity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Irony... I would not want to live in a world where people took everything I said literally.

The other five things are various brands of gin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The beautiful, incalculable, numinous nature of the universe... and why more girls don't like me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever you want me to be... but seriously, see above answers involving nudity and gin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually enjoyed the first season of Glee.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking to engage in the relationship of a lifetime: one that will sweep you off your feet, open your eyes to the universe, take you places you've only ever dreamed of, and evince the incredible possibilities of life... or you just want to get lucky on a Friday night. Either is fine.