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32 Burbank, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Two monks are washing their bowls at the river when they notice a scorpion drowning in the river. One monk immediately reaches in, picks up the scorpion and places it on the shore, in the process of saving the scorpion he is stung on the hand. Moments later, the scorpion once again ends up in the water. The same monk reaches in, rescues the scorpion and is stung a second time for his trouble. The other monk asks him "Friend, if you know the scorpion will sting you, why do you continue to save it?" The merciful monk replies, "It is the scorpion's nature to sting, and it is my nature to save it." The other monk looks at him for a moment and says, "Really? Is it your nature to be a stupid jerk also? I just watched you get stung twice, in the same hand, by the same scorpion, in the span of five minutes. I've lived here my whole life, do you know how many times I've been stung by a scorpion? Exactly zero. I mean, you're a smart guy, use your brain. If it's your nature to pick up venomous creatures maybe it should be in your nature to learn how to pick them up safely. Seriously, are you just trying to like, prove a point or something?...You are, aren't you? You're totally that kind of guy. God, I can't believe it. Y' know when we started hanging out I really thought...Oh. Oh, jeez that hand is really starting to swell up like crazy... *sigh* Come on, let's get you inside and get some ice for that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching tiny humans how to play musical instruments. Kung Fu.
Reading. Making hummus.
I’m really good at
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Playing guitar, Misplacing my keys, nerding it up hardcore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: China Mieville, Lord of the Rings, the Once and Future King, Ray Bradbury, Steinbeck, Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Y: The Last Man. Hellboy, Watchmen, Preacher, Hellblazer, the Walking Dead.
Movies/TV: Unforgiven, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Ghostbusters, Dr. Strangelove, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Iron Giant, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Dr. Who, Venture Bros., 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Archer.
Music: LED ZEPPELIN, Pink Floyd Bob Dylan, Miles Davis, Sonny Rollins, Radiohead, Neko Case, Mingus, Wilco, Django Reinhardt, Hendrix, Beatles, The Stones, Dexter Gordon etc, etc, etc.
Food: Pizza, chocolate, (If I thought living on pizza and chocolate alone was a viable option I would.)cheeseburgers, reuben sandwices, gyros, zankou chicken, olives, many things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books/comic books, guitars, music, my inhaler, netflix, Q-tips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Right now it's starting a Book Lover's Brunch club. Man, that would be fun. We could drink mimosas and eat blintzes and talk about books. That would be the best. There's got to be a way to get this thing off the ground and not make it sound so gay. Maybe if it was also a fight club, or we did motocross afterwards? I don't know, I'll work it out. Or maybe I'll just go ahead and be secure in my masculinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm just starting to get used to a schedule where I don't work on friday nights so I'm usually watching stuff on Netflix, listening to podcasts like Welcome to Night Vale and The Drunken Taoist, or going to the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep the fingernails on my right hand long, but that's because I play classical guitar, the nails on my left hand are perfectly normal.
You should message me if
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You understand why Wednesdays are exciting.
You think Chuck Jones is a genius.
You have a book you love that you would like to recommend