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  • Ages 20-28
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Last online
Jul 24
6' 5" (1.96m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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Hello all you readers out there! My name is Brian and I feel like writing stuff about myself for your amusement! However, this is not only for your amusement but an attempt to let you all know a little something about me before you think about messaging me. That's the point of this after all, so let's not dawdle! I've had a profile on here for quite some time and you know what? It's time to update!

Let's start with hobbies. I have them. I enjoy reading good books, manga, and odd news articles on things that are not important, like... I dunno, a top ten list of the worst top ten lists.

I also am an online computer gamer. I'm known to roll my face across my keyboard to succeed at trivial, unimportant games like World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, and other crap I can pick up on Steam on sale. I do this so much that I practically have a panoramic of my keyboard's layout across my face. Epic. Face. Rolling. Aww yeah.

I take my chances and roll the dice for big rewards. Gimme those 10 sided dice, baby, Brian needs a new set of armor. That's right. I play table-top role playing games, such as World of Darkness or Star Wars. Because I'm a nerd. A geek. Whatever. I enjoy actually spending time with my friends FACE TO FACE instead of only doing it across the internet. And when we meet face to face... we normally end up playing games on the internet... Son of a-

I used to draw a lot, and I'm quite a huge fan of animations. Needless to say, I used to want to be an animator before I had a rational thought that I had no connections and would need to be real top grade if I wanted to get anywhere. I'll leave that to those who live for it. I'll keep drawing as a hobby. But that's me. And that's assuming I'm still drawing. Been in a bit of a slump recently.

Something that I occasionally do is grow out my hair to donate it to breast cancer patients through the Locks of Love foundation. So, if you think that men are supposed to have short, buzzed hair, then get your petty self out of here. This man probably has nicer hair than you, so I don't need none of that. Just leave me my conditioner when I go. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME (Current hair status: Regular. Thinking about cutting it early for summer for once.)

For more information read that box to the right of this section. Go on. It's right over there. Riiiiight there and up. --------------------->

I can wait.

... Done yet? Alright, let's continue.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living as I go. Getting an education. Trying to find my niche.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reaching high places.

***Being an amazing friend who is always around :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my height. I mean, it's hard not to notice a tall person's height. I mean... I'm like, REALLY TALL. Tall people look up at me and go, "Damn. He's slightly taller than me."

After that, I would say my eyes. Maybe my hair, depending how long it is... same thing goes with my beard. I used to hate having a beard, but I've slowly grown attached to it. Just got to keep it tame and not look like a hobo/Amish man. Unless you're in to that. I'll plow your field and recycle your cans... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME PLEASE DISREGARD THAT STATEMENT
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, Flogging Molly, Disturbed, Lacuna Coil, Vitamin String Quartet and lots more...
Food: Linguine Carbonara
Books: Currently my favorite book is Monster Hunter International. It's an interesting read...
Movies: Boondock Saints
I learned how to science from MythBusters. Now stand back as I attempt science!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
Lots of rope. (Movie reference. I get asked that a lot, so I'm gonna answer that here now. lol)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why my shoe laces have such a bad tendency to come untied, especially when I've already tied them within the last half hour. I also constantly get songs stuck in my head.

42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

I wonder how to explain myself and the things I do. Why I am, and am not? Where am I going? If three lefts equal a right, how many lefts equal a wrong?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chilling at my house. Maybe on the computer or watching TV. Possibly hanging out with one of my friends, being dragged around town to find something to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a part of the furry fandom. Not that it's really private. It's just something that I don't think is necessary to bring up in every day talk. It's something I find interesting and enjoyment in, but it's not a life choice. I didn't one day decide, "I'mma be a furry and growl at the stoopid hoomans and bite their ankles!" I was like, "I like this character I created to represent myself as an online avatar." That's it.
You should message me if
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Ok. You've made it this far. You read my rambling and didn't leave after tell you that my name was Brian. So... What's keeping you?

Anyway, the REAL reason you should message me is if you think I'm interesting and that we could hit it off as friends... or something more. That's the point of this site, is it not?