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arctan1701

33 M Emeryville, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm quirky with a great sense of humor. Pizza without anchovies. Set the Tivo Queue up Hulu so we can go backpacking out west or scuba diving down south. I am often bored and would rather be taking an adventure somewhere or learning something.

I am doorknob, ankle, and cold
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm beating a computer to death Office Space-style.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I like vending machines. A lot. Tokyo sure had a lot of vending machines...

Recently, The Violet Hour in Chicago. I think I have a man-crush on Toby. Extra points if you've been there. The Violet Hour is too far away now, Smuggler's Cove is my new home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting escape routes for when the robot revolution and zombie apocalypse occur. Making my profile one thousand words. One Thousand words. One Thousand words. One Thou..... *yawn, I'm bored*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly think that the tequila that you drink is crap. But it's not a secret and HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're smarter than the average llama.
You're sarcastic.
You want to tell me what you would do for a Klondike Bar.
You have a cookie for me!
You don't like raisins.
If you were competing against a jar of mayonnaise on Jeopardy, you would win (you would be surprised how many would lose...).
People that would lose to mayonnaise in anything make you weep for humanity.
You are a jar of mayonnaise.
You're a geek, dork, or nerd.
You want to go scuba diving.
You won't ask me too many questions when helping me move a trash bag full of wet carpet.
You have gone as a vending machine for Halloween.
You are a vending machine.
You are comfortable being yourself.