ok not really.
I'm a writer. Advertising and film. Now that I've said that, I realize my profile really should be better written..
I've been told I'm totally hilarious. People who tell me this tend to be insightful and perceptive.
Silly, serious, deep, shallow, caring, callous. Oh also, I'm #1 at the sex, ladies.
I'm in an open relationship with a spectacular bi young lady I met here on OKCupid. If that's an issue for you, totally understand- to each their own.
If the intrigues you: This is her: tiffthebest .. She's pretty much the greatest person ever. Sexy, smart, fun. And she's in to the ladies! Sooo. That is to say we are looking to make friends, have fun, date and perhaps more with open-minded gals. This could be you! Hot! Unconventional! Honconventional!
I like baby animals. I'm an egomaniac in a really endearing and cute way.
Ok. To elucidate: I'm a contradiction of sorts: a monastic comedian, a huge personality that loves a crowd but is usually alone, and a really nice guy who acts otherwise because, honestly, most of the time it's just more effective to be a badass. I have overflowing self-confidence that's founded in nothing but my own, cyclical belief in said confidence.
Well. That should clarify things a bit.
A few other things that may or may not be interesting: "Arctodus" was the largest bear to ever walk the earth. I Went to the University of Arizona as a Theater Major. I really enjoy making people laugh, but find solitude comforting. I was in the Second City Conservatory in Chicago. Worked for Blue Man Group, Cirque Du Soleil, and The Improv. I turned 33 recently, but feel like I turned 43 and often act like im 13. I'd like to own some kind of robot-insect hybrid I could ride around and terrorize outlying colonists and Tiberium farmers.