I am incredibly lucky to be in an open relationship with the most beautiful, sexy girl.. Tiffthebest. We are looking for a fun, open minded young lady to be friends with.. and maybe sexy time friends. If this weirds you out, totally understand. If it sounds hot.. it is..
I'm a writer. Advertising and film. Now that I've said that, I realize my profile really should be better written..
I've been told I'm totally hilarious. People who tell me this tend to be insightful and perceptive.
Silly, serious, deep, shallow, caring, callous. Oh also, I'm #1 at the sex, ladies.
I like baby animals. I'm an egomaniac in a really endearing and cute way.
Ok. To elucidate: I'm a contradiction of sorts: a monastic comedian, a huge personality that loves a crowd but is usually alone, and a really nice guy who acts otherwise because, honestly, most of the time it's just more effective to be a badass. I have overflowing self-confidence that's founded in nothing but my own, cyclical belief in said confidence.
Well. That should clarify things a bit.
A few other things that may or may not be interesting: "Arctodus" was the largest bear to ever walk the earth. I Went to the University of Arizona as a Theater Major. I really enjoy making people laugh, but find solitude comforting. I was in the Second City Conservatory in Chicago. Worked for Blue Man Group, Cirque Du Soleil, and The Improv. I turned 34 recently, but feel like I turned 44 and often act like im 14. I'd like to own some kind of robot-insect hybrid I could ride around and terrorize outlying colonists and Tiberium farmers.