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47 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 1
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're like me, you've re-written this many times. I don't know why describing oneself it so hard. I've travelled in Europe and across the United States. I've lived in Rome, as well as, Maine, and San Jose. I am originally from Philly and love it here in good old West Philly. Truly I do.

My experiences have taught me to be both adaptable and resourseful. Falling asleep yet? I have also gained an appreciation for other cultures and different ways of doing things.
I have dabbled in art, music, writing, performance, and being a public spectacle. I've calmed down quite a bit and am leading a more sedate life, though hardly normal.
I tend to connect with people I encounter on some level, always looking for that common ground. I find elemental simplicity to be profound.
One of my favorite things to do is to walk around.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's like Cindi Lauper says: Guys just wanna have fun. So, when I'm not making a living doing home renovations, I'm pretty much just attempting to enjoy myself and succeeding 87.51% of the time. Perhaps, YOU can help me raise a few percentage points.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A string walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "No strings allowed!"
The string left.
Later he came back in a disguise. He had tied himself up in a knot. He also pulled out a bunch of his threads.
He walked into the bar and the bartender asked if he was a string. The string said, "Nope, a frayed knot."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and have a big nose. Plus, I don't have any piercings or tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fave books: An Introduction To Zen, Playing Ball on Running Water, and many other books you've probably never heard of.

Fave Movies: A Thousand Heroes, The Waterdance, Awakenings, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Let the Right One In, John Capentar's The Thing, Troll 2, Little Miss Sunshine, Muppets From Space.
I love cartoons: Spongebob, Phineas & Ferb, Invader Zim, Pinky & the Brain, The Tick and a multitude of Anime.

Fave Shows: Scrubs, The Golden Girls, The Mighty Boosh, Desperate Housewives, Deadwood.

Fave music: Malaria! Gerry and the Pacemakers, DAF, The Monks, Madness, Trio, Jean Michel Jarre. All types from jazz to minimal synth.

Fave food: Seriously, I'm not that picky. I love Indian, Italian, Asian. I'll eat tofu or a burger and I can cook pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Everyone says family and friends, and while these are true I will say some others:
1. My face
2. Irony
3. Gravity
4. Being extremely clever to the max
5. The Leprechauns
6. David Hasselhoff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How squirrels are plotting to take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wasting as much valuable time as possible doing a variety of ridiculous endeavors. Hi, how are you? It's pretty cool that you're reading this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate it when people put something to the effect of: "It wouldn't be private now would it?" But as for me, I'll go out on a very long, huge, manly limb and admit to my ACTUAL private:
I got a vasectomy.
You should message me if
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You're not too uptight and can deal with a very silly man. I'm looking for someone who actually wants to meet eventually and have a cup of coffee or a drink.

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