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areawoman

35 / F / straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5' 1" (1.54m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
two-year college
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am humorous, compassionate, and devious.

My Self-Summary

Basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.

What I’m doing with my life

Working graveyard shift in a lab to dig myself out of debt after my dog's liver surgery went ten kinds of wrong.

I’m really good at

Photography, or so I'm told.

The first things people usually notice about me

I have no idea. How short I am?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Slap Shot, American Movie, To Kill a Mockingbird, the original Star Wars films, Strange Brew, The Boondock Saints, The Quiet Man, Harold and Maude, etc. Books: Pretty much anything by Stephen King (particularly the Dark Tower series), anything by Christopher Moore, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, etc. Music: Nick Drake, Jackson C. Frank, Mott the Hoople, Slade, Grand Funk Railroad, Rush, Queen, AC/DC, George Thorogood, Bob Geldof, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Def Leppard, Thin Lizzy, Blue Öyster Cult, Warren Zevon, Sweet, Jethro Tull.

The six things I could never do without

My cameras, music, bubble tea, animals, running, hockey, books.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

building my own darkroom.

On a typical Friday night I am

processing labwork.

You should message me if

you're a vegan/vegetarian, aren't into partying, love animals and don't mind a little fur on your clothes. Wanted: good man able to repair cars, take out the garbage and play hockey. Must have goalie equipment. Please send picture of goalie equipment.