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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 27, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend, but I'm a little glowing friend, but really I'm not actually your friend.

Hello, fellow OkCupid adventurer! So glad you have made it to my little corner of teh interwebs. Pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable. Can I get you a drink? Appetizer? Yo-yo? Well, if you're all settled in, I will begin.

I've been described by various acquaintances as hilarious, adorable, and overly caffeinated. I love hanging out. One-on-one, big groups, both have their place. Unless I'm actively doing something like working on my computer or trying (yet AGAIN) to write eloquent poetry, I'm probably calling or texting my friends to see what they're up to. I'm playful, somewhat geeky, and a little kinky. I try to be logical, pragmatic, and efficient, but I'm also rather goofy and an unrepentant hedonist. You should expect at least occasional sarcasm from me, and periodic piercing questions. (How people decide what to be is of considerable interest to me.)

I love adventure and travel. One of my goals in life is to never not have my next trip planned. So far it's been working well and I get in at least one great adventure a year.

I will mention that I am a brony. Maybe this turns you on, maybe this makes you run away screaming in terror. You can't please everypony.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' round the world!

But seriously folks.... I'm trying to do new things all the time, one of which includes living in Seattle. I just came here, and am loving it!

I'm also trying hard to be a geek. This is a lot harder than I thought.

But my primary goal is, and always has been, to conquer the world. I have been rather successful in acquiring minions, but what I really need is a cohort. Is that you? That would be really awesome. If you want a guaranteed response from me, message me with your personal strategy for world domination. It turns me on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Having a range of facial hair options.
- Impersonating a Wookie. Been practicing since the 4th grade.
- Quoting really bad, really obscure films
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not Jimmy Fallon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*insert standard list of geek media here*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- A good story
- Friends who are even more completely insane than I am
- A nice shirt
- A stiff drink of philosophy
- Cartoon ponies
- More cartoon ponies
- Adding one more item to a list than I'm supposed to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would be able to accomplish if procrastination wasn't so hard-wired into me. And lately, angst and frustration about the futility of existence. Ah, stupid thinking... why must I always be thinking?

Sometimes, when I'm traveling, I find myself wondering what the hell I'll do if a zombie apocalypse breaks out. (I feel pretty okay if I'm at home, but out in the world, so many unknowns!)

(And, more randomly, what does "Short-term dating" mean to people? It seems fairly ambiguous...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Learning how to fly by throwing myself at the ground and missing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
You should message me if
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You're smart. You're creative. You're proud of stuff you've done.

You want to have fun. With me. Like, right now. Seriously. Just get in the car.

You can help me write a better profile.

Actually, just go ahead and message me. It will be okay. Promise.