Morning person, overly cheerful about sunshine.
Lots of giggling. Especially over people falling down. I just laughed thinking about that.
What is sunscreen.
Surprises = Yay!
Decisions are made quickly.
When you meet me, you'll think I'm sweet at first. I'll make you laugh a bunch of times cause I'm hilARious. We'll have fun. I'll cook for you, you'll immediately fall in love.
Then you'll begin to realize that my cheerful personality is layered with cynicism, narcissism, vulnerability, an inability to accept shortcomings in myself, loud optimism, the inability to understand bad moods but the ability to be in one, passionate flares of diatribe inducing anger, and hopeless, godawful naivety. Buuuuuuuuuut somehow it all works.
I'm overconfident to a fault. It's not really MY fault but rather the experience of having succeeded at lots of different things. I fail plenty too but then I troubleshoot. Which I consider a valuable ability.
I'm a smartass. But 90% of the time I'm just fucking with you.
I put my interests and needs before anyone else's and you should do that too. Put YOUR interests and needs before mine. I will be proud of you and happy for you when you are successful. I try to be vocal about what I need and expect from others and hope that they will be vocal about what they need and expect from me so that we can come to an understanding where everyone is happy. I have no problem bending, I just need to know what you want. I expect that you do know what that is and, if you don't, I expect you to care enough to find out for yourself and then give me a heads up. I know who I am and I like that person a lot. She's a peach. She's not perfect...but she's doing alright.
So who are you? What can we be together? I'm looking for someone to travel with, to laugh with, to play with, someone who is brave and confident and honest. How silly are you? It's fine if you're not really silly...someone around here has to be serious. Do you give up on things easily? No? Great. Has anyone ever told you to lighten up? Cause hmmm. Can you smile and shake your head at me when I'm being ridiculous and venting about stupid things like mechanical pencil lead sizes or how much I hate skim milk? CAN YOU FIX STUFF BECAUSE I CAN'T. You're also in charge of spider removal but I'll let you decide what to do with the spiders as long as your idea doesn't include teasing or chasing me with said animal. Those are areas where I need help but most of the time I'm pretty independent. Also, cuddling is a lovely pastime. Just. Sayin. Oh and I do this thing in the morning where I want to cuddle but I also want to keep changing positions and sometimes I want to do that in your arms and sometimes I want you to stop holding me. Your options are: deal with it, wake up too (finally jeez!) and we'll have coffee, try to go back to sleep, tire me out so I go back to sleep, roll away and we'll stop cuddling.