I'm a morning person and veeeeeeeery wriggly and cheerful before 8am! Also, like, pretty much all day. If you get up early and don't like it, I'll make being awake worth your while. If you're a morning person too then yay! Let's wake up, cuddle, have morning pillow talk, then I'll make good coffee because I'm a snob, and then let's cuddle more and read in silence or watch shows we missed the night before. Or we can work out.
I LOVE surprises. Giving them mostly. It takes me.....longer than it should to realize that I'm being surprised. But that's ok. I'm thoughtful, generous, grateful, and I absolutely love giving the best presents ever. I make lists months in advance based on conversations I have or things I notice. All I want is for you to smile and be really pleased with me. I love praise like most but unlike most I'm not afraid to say that OR ask for it. In a cute way, duh.
Now for the still honest but maybe too honest stuff...
Grammatical mistakes are a turn off. Chronic spelling errors are a deal breaker. Capitalization mistakes and minor punctuation errors are fine if I know that YOU know that "you're" means "you are" and "your".....well, doesn't. But enough about you.
I'm really overconfident. Like, I dance on the line between overconfidence and absolute madness. Not in a vain or crazy way. I just can do lots of shit well and I know it. Failing at things is fine with me too. I love to learn by way of experience and I know I'll get it eventually. I'm not afraid of anything except scary clown faces and then I just look away. I take risks. I put my career and interests first. You should have these priorities for yourself, put YOUR career and interests first. I will be proud of you and happy for you when you are successful. If I want to do something, I do it. If no one else wants to come with, I do it alone, though I always prefer company and I do get lonely.
I don't need a companion. One would certainly add to my life in a positive way. I don't want children. Seriously. I do want a dog. A big one. Not yet. If you have one that's fine. I will love it immediately. My companion has to be someone who can provide comfort, sound advice, and can really listen and at least attempt to remember what I say. You have to fix stuff for me if I ask. You are always available to cuddle. I can always smile at you and touch you. Jealousy is not a turn on. It's not nice to try and make me feel jealous, which is really just a way of making me feel inadequate. That doesn't work on me, it just makes me walk away.
I realize that I may sound like a bitch but I'm just making sure I don't waste anyone's time and I'm giving fair warning about what it's like to be with me. The ups and the downs. Maybe you don't want someone so strong willed, stubborn, or drastic, even if I also happen to be upbeat, smiley, and adoring. Who knows.
This Internet thing doesn't necessarily make me feel comfortable. Wouldn't it be lovely if we met by accident? I'm giving it a try because why not. But...I'm not, like, over the moon about it.