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arfdawg2020

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a cutie pie. I'm from Oklahoma. I not the kinda guy who will hike to "nowhere" with you. I will hike to a waterfall/hot spring/cliff/bridge jump. I'm from Detroit. I'm a creative. I like dogs. I skate. I wanna learn how to play Jai Alai. Ok. I wanna bet on Jai Alai. Shit's kinda dangerous. I'm a goofball. I will drive my p.o.s. Tomos (moped) from Oklahoma City back to NYC this summer. I'm sure as hell gonna try anyway. I'll Turn Up. I will find a way to get back to Berlin. I play soccer. I will get a Doug Funnie and/or Roger tattoo with you. No Skeeters. I've drank Nyquil without being the slightest bit sick. So what. I love any chance to get out of NYC. I don't plan on growing old here. I'll camp. Fuck it. I clean up well. I will not go to yoga or American Apparel WITH you. I will have a smoothie waiting for you after in both cases. Fact. You can drive from NYC to NOLA in 24hrs if you really want to. I make music. I've had waaay too much fun at certain establishments that offer "Legs and Eggs". I'm thinking about illegally joining an AARP bowling league. I will say yes to any roadtrip. I will shout at any TV screen with you. My cousin played Raven's Dad on "That's So Raven". I'm gonna read. I'm just realizing how long this is now.

Note:
I think some of the above you can actually could sing to the tune of Meredith Brook's single, "I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover.." Jussayin. I mean if it helps/you wanna. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm pretty much just hi-fiving life right now. Owning/running my creative agency (lifestyle/integrated/ad stuff) in Williamsburg. Trying to open up another branch out West soon. Travel planning. Minds eye is on The Black Sea.
I’m really good at
Shit grinning. Making stroke faces to hold in sneezes. Making GIFs out of the best parts of old Eddie Murphy movies. Making haikus based on conspiracy theories. Cooking. Having all the fun. Sunfish sailboat navigation. Figuring out who's faking it at the MoMa.
The first things people usually notice about me
Somethingsomething, rapier wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Space Jam. Italo Calvino. Jurasic Park. Neal Pollack. The Bad Seed. Anything more P.T. Anderson than Wes. Oscar Zeta Acosta. The Believer, Delmore Schwartz. CB4. John Berryman. Most Lars Von Trier. The Cosby Show. Henry Miller. Broadway Danny Rose. McSweenys. Russ Meyers films. Paris Review. James Baldwin. Anais Nin. H.S. Thompson. ee cummings. Trapped in The Closet Pts. 2-4. Found Magazine. The Wire. Judy Blume. Cmon you know you love Super Fudge. Ahem. Swedish Fish. PHO. 3 Six Mafia, Townes Van Zandt, Cajmere, Kate Bush, R. Stevie Moore, Daft Punk, T Rex, Nina Simone, Explosions in The Sky, Ghostface, SALEM, Dan Deacon, DJ Screw (93-94 shit), Kurt Vile, Boys II Men, DJ Jubilee, Vybz Kartel, Charles Bradley, Lil Boosie, Blood Orange, Gucci Mane, The Microphones, Mac Dre, The Psychedelic Furs, Morrissey, Gang of Four, Ying Yang Twins. BBC Radio. I DUNNO. EVERYTHING I GUESS.
The six things I could never do without
best friends. pho. good books. oklahoma. jokes. elegant strip club music. passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much money the originator of the "Free Gucci" T-Shirt has made to date. Why anyone would ever cuddle when they could go full snuggle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Listening to Dru Hill. Drinking rum in the shower while listening to Dru Hill. Getting ready to go do some sorta something. But winter is tough so sometimes its mac and cheese and human based blanket burrito mode. Harry and The Hendersons on the side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
With a Bloody Mary in his hand, my grandpa once told me not to be afraid of pretty mean girls (i'm not) and to be wary of anyone who doesn't watch The Simpson's all in the same breath. Archie is a GENIUS.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
at this point you're sick of pretending you have a good reason NOT to I guess...