Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I dunno. I'm from Oklahoma. I not the kinda guy who will hike to
"nowhere" with you. I'm a cutiepie. I will hike to a waterfall/hot
spring/cliff/bridge jump. I'm from Detroit. I'm a creative. I like
dogs. I skate. I wanna learn how to play Jai Alai. Ok. I wanna bet
on Jai Alai. Shit's dangerous. I'm a goofball. I will ride my moped
(it ain't a Vespa relax) from Oklahoma City back to NYC this
summer. Actually I can kinda scratch that off the list now. I'll
Turn Up. I will find a way to get back to Berlin. I play soccer. I
will get a Doug Funnie and/or Roger tattoo with you. No Skeeters.
I've drank Nyquil without being the slightest bit sick. So what. If
you want to get out of NYC temporarily or permanently I'm you're
dude. I don't plan on growing much older here. I'll camp. Fuck it.
I clean up well. I will not go to yoga or American Apparel WITH
you. I will have a juice waiting for you after in both cases. Fact.
You can drive from NYC to NOLA in 24hrs if you really want to. I
make music. I've had waaay too much fun at certain establishments
that offer "Legs and Eggs". I'm thinking about illegally joining an
AARP bowling league (again). I will say yes to any roadtrip. I will
shout at any TV screen with you. My cousin played Raven's Dad on
"That's So Raven". I'm gonna read. Which is why I'm just realizing
how long this is now.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pretty much just hi-fiving life right now. Owning/running my
creative agency (lifestyle/integrated/ad stuff) in Williamsburg.
Trying to open up another branch out West soon. Travel planning.
Minds eye is on The Black Sea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shit grinning. Making stroke faces to hold in sneezes. Making GIFs
out of the best parts of Coming to America. Making haikus based on
conspiracy theories. Cooking. Having all the fun. Sunfish sailboat
navigation. Figuring out who's faking it at the MoMa.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Somethingsomething, rapier wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Space Jam. Italo Calvino. Jurasic Park. Neal Pollack. The Bad Seed.
Anything more P.T. Anderson than Wes. Black Mirror. Oscar Zeta
Acosta. The Believer, Delmore Schwartz. CB4. John Berryman. Most
Lars Von Trier. The Cosby Show. Henry Miller. Broadway Danny Rose.
Doug. McSweenys. Russ Meyers films. Paris Review. James Baldwin.
Anais Nin. H.S. Thompson. ee cummings. Trapped in The Closet Pts.
2-4. Found Magazine. The Wire. Judy Blume. Black Box. Cmon you know
you love Super Fudge. Ahem. Swedish Fish. PHO. 3 Six Mafia, Townes
Van Zandt, Cajmere, Kate Bush, R. Stevie Moore, Daft Punk, T Rex,
Nina Simone, Explosions in The Sky, Ghostface, SALEM, Dan Deacon,
DJ Screw (93-94 shit), Kurt Vile, Boys II Men, DJ Jubilee, Vybz
Kartel, Charles Bradley, Lil Boosie, Blood Orange, Gucci Mane, The
Microphones, Mac Dre, The Psychedelic Furs, Morrissey, Gang of
Four, Ying Yang Twins. BBC Radio. I DUNNO. EVERYTHING I GUESS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
best friends. pho. good books. oklahoma. jokes. family. elegant
strip club music. passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much money the originator of the "Free Gucci" T-Shirt has made
to date. Why anyone would ever cuddle when they could go full
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Dru Hill. Drinking rum in the shower while listening
to Dru Hill. Getting ready to go do some sorta something. But
winter is tough so sometimes its just mac and cheese x me x blanket
burrito mode with Harry and The Hendersons all queued up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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With a Bloody Mary in his hand, my grandpa once told me not to be
afraid of pretty mean girls (i'm not) and to be wary of anyone who
doesn't watch The Simpson's all in the same breath. Archie is a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you just wanna keep it real and at this point you're sick of
pretending you have a good reason NOT to I guess and/or if you're
doing fine IRL with the fellas and are just bored with your same
ol' circle of doom.
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