Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a cutie pie. I'm from Oklahoma. I not the kinda guy who will
hike to "nowhere" with you. I will hike to a waterfall/hot
spring/cliff/bridge jump. I'm from Detroit. I'm a creative. I like
dogs. I skate. I wanna learn how to play Jai Alai. Ok. I wanna bet
on Jai Alai. Shit's kinda dangerous. I'm a goofball. I will drive
my p.o.s. Tomos (moped) from Oklahoma City back to NYC this summer.
I'm sure as hell gonna try anyway. I'll Turn Up. I will find a way
to get back to Berlin. I play soccer. I will get a Doug Funnie
and/or Roger tattoo with you. No Skeeters. I've drank Nyquil
without being the slightest bit sick. So what. I love any chance to
get out of NYC. I don't plan on growing old here. I'll camp. Fuck
it. I clean up well. I will not go to yoga or American Apparel WITH
you. I will have a smoothie waiting for you after in both cases.
Fact. You can drive from NYC to NOLA in 24hrs if you really want
to. I make music. I've had waaay too much fun at certain
establishments that offer "Legs and Eggs". I'm thinking about
illegally joining an AARP bowling league. I will say yes to any
roadtrip. I will shout at any TV screen with you. My cousin played
Raven's Dad on "That's So Raven". I'm gonna read. I'm just
realizing how long this is now.
I think some of the above you can actually could sing to the tune
of Meredith Brook's single, "I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover.." Jussayin.
I mean if it helps/you wanna. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm pretty much just hi-fiving life right now. Owning/running my
creative agency (lifestyle/integrated/ad stuff) in Williamsburg.
Trying to open up another branch out West soon. Travel planning.
Minds eye is on The Black Sea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shit grinning. Making stroke faces to hold in sneezes. Making GIFs
out of the best parts of old Eddie Murphy movies. Making haikus
based on conspiracy theories. Cooking. Having all the fun. Sunfish
sailboat navigation. Figuring out who's faking it at the MoMa.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Somethingsomething, rapier wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Space Jam. Italo Calvino. Jurasic Park. Neal Pollack. The Bad Seed.
Anything more P.T. Anderson than Wes. Oscar Zeta Acosta. The
Believer, Delmore Schwartz. CB4. John Berryman. Most Lars Von
Trier. The Cosby Show. Henry Miller. Broadway Danny Rose.
McSweenys. Russ Meyers films. Paris Review. James Baldwin. Anais
Nin. H.S. Thompson. ee cummings. Trapped in The Closet Pts. 2-4.
Found Magazine. The Wire. Judy Blume. Cmon you know you love Super
Fudge. Ahem. Swedish Fish. PHO. 3 Six Mafia, Townes Van Zandt,
Cajmere, Kate Bush, R. Stevie Moore, Daft Punk, T Rex, Nina Simone,
Explosions in The Sky, Ghostface, SALEM, Dan Deacon, DJ Screw
(93-94 shit), Kurt Vile, Boys II Men, DJ Jubilee, Vybz Kartel,
Charles Bradley, Lil Boosie, Blood Orange, Gucci Mane, The
Microphones, Mac Dre, The Psychedelic Furs, Morrissey, Gang of
Four, Ying Yang Twins. BBC Radio. I DUNNO. EVERYTHING I GUESS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
best friends. pho. good books. oklahoma. jokes. elegant strip club
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much money the originator of the "Free Gucci" T-Shirt has made
to date. Why anyone would ever cuddle when they could go full
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Dru Hill. Drinking rum in the shower while listening
to Dru Hill. Getting ready to go do some sorta something. But
winter is tough so sometimes its mac and cheese and human based
blanket burrito mode. Harry and The Hendersons on the side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
With a Bloody Mary in his hand, my grandpa once told me not to be
afraid of pretty mean girls (i'm not) and to be wary of anyone who
doesn't watch The Simpson's all in the same breath. Archie is a
You should message me if
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at this point you're sick of pretending you have a good reason NOT
to I guess...
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