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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Black, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Might want kids
Likes dogs
My self-summary
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I dunno. I'm from Oklahoma. I not the kinda guy who will hike to "nowhere" with you. I'm a cutiepie. I will hike to a waterfall/hot spring/cliff/bridge jump. I'm from Detroit. I'm a creative. I like dogs. I skate. I wanna learn how to play Jai Alai. Ok. I wanna bet on Jai Alai. Shit's dangerous. I'm a goofball. I will ride my moped (it ain't a Vespa relax) from Oklahoma City back to NYC this summer. Actually I can kinda scratch that off the list now. I'll Turn Up. I will find a way to get back to Berlin. I play soccer. I will get a Doug Funnie and/or Roger tattoo with you. No Skeeters. I've drank Nyquil without being the slightest bit sick. So what. If you want to get out of NYC temporarily or permanently I'm you're dude. I don't plan on growing much older here. I'll camp. Fuck it. I clean up well. I will not go to yoga or American Apparel WITH you. I will have a juice waiting for you after in both cases. Fact. You can drive from NYC to NOLA in 24hrs if you really want to. I make music. I've had waaay too much fun at certain establishments that offer "Legs and Eggs". I'm thinking about illegally joining an AARP bowling league (again). I will say yes to any roadtrip. I will shout at any TV screen with you. My cousin played Raven's Dad on "That's So Raven". I'm gonna read. Which is why I'm just realizing how long this is now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm pretty much just hi-fiving life right now. Owning/running my creative agency (lifestyle/integrated/ad stuff) in Williamsburg. Trying to open up another branch out West soon. Travel planning. Minds eye is on The Black Sea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shit grinning. Making stroke faces to hold in sneezes. Making GIFs out of the best parts of Coming to America. Making haikus based on conspiracy theories. Cooking. Having all the fun. Sunfish sailboat navigation. Figuring out who's faking it at the MoMa.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Somethingsomething, rapier wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Space Jam. Italo Calvino. Jurasic Park. Neal Pollack. The Bad Seed. Anything more P.T. Anderson than Wes. Black Mirror. Oscar Zeta Acosta. The Believer, Delmore Schwartz. CB4. John Berryman. Most Lars Von Trier. The Cosby Show. Henry Miller. Broadway Danny Rose. Doug. McSweenys. Russ Meyers films. Paris Review. James Baldwin. Anais Nin. H.S. Thompson. ee cummings. Trapped in The Closet Pts. 2-4. Found Magazine. The Wire. Judy Blume. Black Box. Cmon you know you love Super Fudge. Ahem. Swedish Fish. PHO. 3 Six Mafia, Townes Van Zandt, Cajmere, Kate Bush, R. Stevie Moore, Daft Punk, T Rex, Nina Simone, Explosions in The Sky, Ghostface, SALEM, Dan Deacon, DJ Screw (93-94 shit), Kurt Vile, Boys II Men, DJ Jubilee, Vybz Kartel, Charles Bradley, Lil Boosie, Blood Orange, Gucci Mane, The Microphones, Mac Dre, The Psychedelic Furs, Morrissey, Gang of Four, Ying Yang Twins. BBC Radio. I DUNNO. EVERYTHING I GUESS.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
best friends. pho. good books. oklahoma. jokes. family. elegant strip club music. passport.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much money the originator of the "Free Gucci" T-Shirt has made to date. Why anyone would ever cuddle when they could go full snuggle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to Dru Hill. Drinking rum in the shower while listening to Dru Hill. Getting ready to go do some sorta something. But winter is tough so sometimes its just mac and cheese x me x blanket burrito mode with Harry and The Hendersons all queued up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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With a Bloody Mary in his hand, my grandpa once told me not to be afraid of pretty mean girls (i'm not) and to be wary of anyone who doesn't watch The Simpson's all in the same breath. Archie is a GENIUS.
You should message me if
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If you just wanna keep it real and at this point you're sick of pretending you have a good reason NOT to I guess and/or if you're doing fine IRL with the fellas and are just bored with your same ol' circle of doom.