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argle_bargle

25 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How does this thing work again? I forgot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a TA. I herd tiny people around and try to convince them to do their homework. Presently also trying to break into children's books.

I bake an excessive amount of bread on my days off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bakin bread. Drawin stuff. Not necessarily in that order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The giant spider I have in place of a head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything by Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams. Lessee, I also enjoyed the Illuminatus Trilogy, Anathem, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Snow Crash, House of Leaves, Ender's Game, Hellboy, 20th Century Boys, and etc. Stuff written by Eliezer Yudkowsky is pretty swanky.

Movies:
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, and any of the old B Movies it is parodying (IE Plan 9 From Outer Space.) I'm also fond of Up, Kill Bill, Black Dynamite, The Dark Crystal, ParaNorman and various nonsensical Japanese horror films. At this point, I have seen The Room at least ten times, which to be frank is a bit sad.

Television:
I have an odd fondness for sitcoms; Seinfeld, Arrested Development. In terms of things that are still on air: Community, 30 Rock, Bored to Death, The Legend of Korra. I also rather like Food/Travelogue shows; No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Good Eats; All are quite fun (nom). I have an odd love for Kamen Rider (and Tokusatsu in general) although most people will not know what that is. Major points in your direction if you do, though.

In short, anything containing snarky meta-humor, unusual food, or bug-men kicking monsters until they explode. All three at once is preferable.

Food:
I will eat anything, so long as it is delicious. I do have a particular fondness for pancakes, cuban food, new england clam chowder, and hot cocoa, though, (although not necessarily at the same time,) and I drink more tea than could possibly reasonable for one person to have in one sitting. I do tend to scour the city for any new and interesting restaurants, and have made it a personal policy to try any sort of unusual food that piques my interest (so far I have tried, among other things, jellyfish, sea urchin, ostrich, alligator and live octopus,) so if you know anything good, do let me know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pencil and paper (does that count as one item or two?)
Grilled cheese sandwiches
The internet
Ice cream
A good book
Nonsensical conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fish, mostly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bakin' banana bread.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an inordinate fascination with penguins.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you know what a chalicothere is.

I also give bonus points if you don't have your Myers-Briggs type listed.