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28 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It was a dark and sweaty night. The kind of night that would make a man lick an emperor penguin to death.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Feigning cerebral competence.

I write a lot of music for some reason. Here is one I made with a 12 volt car battery and a CASIO:

I also make video games sometimes. This is one video game I made one day:
The first things people usually notice about me
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Uas fractum et ferventi ollae,
Microcosmum realitas,
Muta est huius loci puto,
Scribentes in prisca,

Finis huius scientiae,
Lorem haec non scribere,
Auxilium, velit,
Olfacies sicut caseum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm infuriated by people who answer this question.

It is a real problem for me. I'm trying to cure myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would happen if Henry VIII, Tony Soprano, and Walter White were trapped in a cave for a day.

Personally, I think an asshole vortex from having them all so close in proximity would just devour the known universe. The only surviving structure being the restaurant, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jumping into a silo full of bitcoins, not unlike Scrooge McDuck. Except digitally.

I'm not sure how that works tbh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Snowden is actually an alien - similar to the Arilou race in Star Control, but he went rogue to try and increase our precursor potential and... what's that look on your face? Oh, alright.
You should message me if
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Strong Sad makes you happier than Strong Bad.