I want a woman who is:
3. not ugly, and
4. not boring.
5. not complaining & nagging
6. polite to waiters and flight attendants and cabbies
I would like her to share at least some of my goals and values, which are:
- to be responsible, yet never take life too seriously, and always find the fun
- to earn enough to cover bills and a few extras, but not spend excessive time at the office
- to have kids some day
- to love, enjoy, and be there for family and friends
- to learn new things and be open to new ideas
- to travel the world
If you meet the above, and have mastered the arts of hygiene and basic table manners, everything else is negotiable!
Is that too much to ask? Do you exist, Lady? If you do, please write me. I'd like to get to know you!
Bonus points if:
1. You make me laugh. Major bonus points.
2. You get along with people and are at least somewhat charming.
3. You are hot in bed (what can I say ? talent in this area never goes to waste)
4. You can cook. Nothing exotic. Just good enough to survive!
5. You're slightly geeky, but not too geeky. Maybe you have a pet topic that you're really into ? say, making your own smelly french cheese, or 18th century Serbian architecture or mating habits of owls ? great. ok i can be a good listener.
6. You're romantic (talent in this area never goes to waste, either)
7. You don't hate football.
8. You do not carry excess baggage. Baggage obviously means emotional and physical. This is a low cost airline. No extra baggage allowed. Just what you can stow in the bin above your head.
9. You are slim energetic & athletic.
If you have ALL that stuff, please marry me immediately! LOL
1. From New Delhi, India
2. I am extremely loyal, affectionate and devoted.
3. Adventure = Fun. I'll try anything. Atleast once. Whitewater rafting, anyone? Bungee Jumping?
4. Social animal with an introverted side
5. I harbor a secret love of off-color jokes. I admit it. Will I tell them in front of your parents? Of course not. Will I laugh at raunchy humor until I'm 90 years old? You bet your ass!
I am spirited, faithful, and down to earth