My name is Aria-Blair, I work as a freelance painter and illustrator. I chain smoke every day, I'm not incredible at taking care of myself, and I lack any sense of self preservation which leads to a real adoration of self destructive activities. I am defined by my vices and I will not take any lip from anyone.
I can be a real viper when it suits me.

First and foremost, you must be able to cope with animals. Outside of my mammalian pets(cats, rats, dog), I breed goldfish. I am in the process of creating a new sub-specie through genetic mutation and selective breeding. It would be greatly beneficial to our conversations if you enjoy fish, fresh or salt.

I'm bossy and a little tenacious, but pretty enough that you'll suck it up and get over it. It's a charmed life.

Getting by and getting away with petty crimes. Staying up too late and translating my day to day life into haiku.

Finding four leaf clovers and getting myself in trouble.

My septum or my hair. I don't usually appreciate compliments about my looks since they tend to be a means to an end.

I love literature. My favorite book is Moby Dick, I always carry my copy around and it's torn up from how much I love it. I grew up with Harry Potter, but let's be honest, Harry should have died. His Dark Materials trilogy was also another favorite (although the movie, really, taking out the key focus of the books as the Church being the omnipresent antagonist....I was hurt to say the least.)
As for movies, I love horror and gore. The bloodier the better.

My animals
the internet
books
art supplies
cigarettes
internal organs

what day it is, what time it is, if I have forgotten anything. My short term memory is ruined from reckless abandonment, forgive me if I forget delicate details about you.

wistfully painting.
aria-blair.deviantart.com

I collect 1970's and 1980's My little Ponies. They are so fat and adorable.

you can handle a terminally sullen, often brooding and contemptuous type of woman without being overtly critical.