My husband and I both love to hike around our farm. We spend a lot of time outdoors. Whenever we want to go camping, there are several good places right here on the farm, either in the woods or in a nice field. We love having friends over for cookouts and shooting. Yeah, we have some guns and they’re really fun to shoot. We have a small range we’ve set up here. Nothing big, just for fun. We’re both back in school, after a rather long hiatus. Going out with friends is a must for me, even though most of the time I am quiet and introverted. For those people that I know, I am always talkative and open and enthusiastic. He’s the same way. We’re both just goofy as hell. I think my sense of humor can range from cynical to silly to witty to just plain goofy. My favorite thing to do is read. That includes any and everything. I enjoy losing myself in another world whenever I can. Some of our hobbies together include firedancing]], [fire eating, camping, hiking, driving for no reason, swimming, new foods or styles of food, target and clay shooting, hookahs, and also curling up with each other on the couch.

It bothers me when people judge others because of anything different from themselves at all. I could not live my life hating other people. While I tend to stay away from most people, it isn’t because I hate them; it’s because I’m generally the one who’s different. It doesn’t bother me; I’m happy with my life and have a lot of joy and a lot of love. I’m not one of those cynical assholes people always seem to think the more gothy types are. I’m just a happy person. My friend MustardMeanMiss is the one who told me about this site. Another of my awesome and incredible friends recently joined; ThanatosJones. He's one of the most intelligent and kind people I know, and my husband and I are better people for knowing him. He's also insanely hot. Too bad I'm not into threesomes with the fellas, 'cause I'd have to consider it otherwise. ;p

I’m the one who made the profile, and my husband is cool with it. I’d just like to meet a nice bi woman to hang out with… well, you know the yarn. If you message me I will get back to you. Sometimes it takes a while, but I will.

As I said before, I am in school at the moment. I hope to be an English professor at one of the state universities, like UK perhaps. Other than that, not much. I also recently quit smoking.

I'm good at: shooting, making cheesy puns, pissing people off, writing, logic, and spending too much money on frivolous things because I enjoy being frivolous when I can,
editing (when I want to lol), teaching, karaoke (lol), debating (as opposed to arguing; I get emotional), being a shoulder to cry on, fire fan dancing, 5 card draw and black jack, and downing more shots than you.

My freckles. Yes, I have them! Not so many that they completely cover me, but I do have them on my face and some on my arms as well.

Okay then, this is going to be a long ass list...
Books: I like THe Selfish Gene, The God Delusion, all of the Kay Scarpetta novels by Patricia Cornwell, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, Steal This Book, Anarchist's Cookbook, all the stuff from Dr. William Bass about the Body Farm in TN and his fiction too, Everything You Know About God is Wrong, Books of Blood, Weaveworld, Hellraiser, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Generation of Swine, Animal Farm, 1984, Fear and Loathing in America, Armaggedon, all things by Shel Silverstein including Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Giving Tree and Runny Rabbit, ALL THINGS BY CLIVE BARKER, ALL THINGS BY HUNTER S. THOMPSON, ALL THINGS BY KURT VONNEGUT, Lord of the Flies, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Electricity, Deloris Claiborne, Twilight series, City of Ashes, City of Bones, City of Glass, Harry Potter series, a lot of Anne Rice, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment, Beauty's Release, most Edgar Allan Poe collections... and the list goes on. Now for movies; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Clockwork Orange, Last House on the Left (original), all Nightmare on Elm Street, some Friday 13th, a couple of the Halloweens, including Rob Zombie's version, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, The Goonies, Labrynth, Dark Crystal, 976-EVIL, The Lost Boys, The Dark Knight, Star Trek the movie, Harry Potter, Tombstone, Young Guns, Interview with a Vampire, Terminator, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Land Before Time, and tons more. Music; Madonna, Snake River Conspiracy, Portishead, Poe, Leatherstrip, La Coka Nostra, Marilyn Manson, Ill Bill, NIN, Nirvana, The Judds, Hank Williams Jr., Reba McIntyre, Alicia Keys, Tool, A Perfect Circle, ICP, Twiztid, Dwight Yoakum, Travis Tritt, Darrel Scott, George Jones, Garth Brooks, Blind Boys of Alabama, (hed) pe, ABK, Soundgarden, Bush, No Doubt, Tech N9ne, Bloodhound Gang, Concrete Blonde, Black Crowes, Tapping The Vein, They Might Be Giants, and as you can imagine, a crap load more lol. Now for food... My husband and I both love to try new things and find new recipes to make at home. We like chinese, japanese, indian, greek, mexican, french, italian, ethiopian, and all types of other cuisines.

I could never do without these things:

Heels
Books
Good food
Peace and quiet
My guns
Everything else

In no particular order.

Everything. The books I read, the daily events in my life, what I am going to do with my future, how I'm going to make my first million, the state the world is in, my family, etc.

Out with friends at Lynaugh's, Brick Alley, or the Dragon. Or at home reading. Or watching a movie at home.

I have a phobia of vacuum cleaners. I have no carpet in my house because of this. All hard wood floors.

You should message me if you're a bisexual woman who wants to hang out, have fun, etc. Although I'm not looking for a guy, if you're a guy and want to get to know me and be friends, that's cool. Just know that nothing else will happen. Oh, and I need you to know that I'm not a great IM person. I don't like it much, so I'd rather you send me a regular message. If we get along, IM is fine later on.