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26 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 11
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm going to let these two quotes serve as my self summary:

"Never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends." -- Penny Lane from Almost Famous.

"In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead." - Dwight Schrute

This is how I try to live my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I am working at a library where I teach people how to use computers and download books on their ereaders. I am also getting my masters in library science with a focus in informatics. You can ask me what that is if you want.

I love the outdoors so I try to walk everywhere I can and have recently rekindled my love for hiking by going to Starved Rock. This conflicts with the fact that my friends just introduced me to the game Settlers of Catan since I have become obsessed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making friends. I'm not talking acquaintances or friends you see from time to time. I'm talking best friends, ride or die type of friends. It's a curse really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd have to say my eyes (which are hazel) or my laugh. I've been told I have a contagious laugh and I tend to laugh a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ferris Beach, Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Midnight's Children, Wuthering Heights

Movies: The Departed, Kill Bill, Garden State, American Beauty, Bridget Jones' Diary, Thirteen, Blades of Glory, About A Boy, 13 Going On 30, The Royal Tenenbaums

TV: I think South Park may be the greatest show ever created. These are very good too: Veep, The League, Parks and Recreation, Girls, American Horror Story, Its Always Sunny, The Office, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy.

Music: I'm obsessed with the music subreddit Listen to This for finding new music. Some bands that I currently listen to are Bastille, The Format, R. Kelly (Saw him in concert this past Summer. He was amazing!), Mumford and Sons, and The Postal Service. I've also been very into french music lately like Yelle, Renan Luce, Clarika, and Coeur de Pirate.

Food: Buffalo wings or Caesar salad. Opposite sides of the spectrum, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family and good friends
2. Music
3. Laughter
4. Hair products
5. Some form of technology
6. Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This is so cliche, but the future. I'm trying to not think about it so much though and live in the moment.

Watch this video, it's relevant, I swear. Also, you might really enjoy it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually hanging with friends after I get off work at the library.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like puns way more than any average human being should.
You should message me if
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You have a great sense of humor, you think we would get along, you have a good pun you'd like to share with me.

... Or, y'know, if you want to or something.