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arianne_farmer

28 F Sylvania, GA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Portuguese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I am now married. My profile is up for the viewing of my single girlfriends. Best of luck to you. Keep looking!

Vivacious farmer lady (yep, really a farmer) seeks friends for evening and/or weekend entertainment. Bonus points if you're hilarious, brilliant, and well intentioned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Lucky enough to be pursuing a lifestyle that is an expression of my world view. Fortunately I don't have a j.o.b.--my work and my values click--and I can tell you it's one of the purest forms of satisfaction I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
most things. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blunt wit. Wholehearted laugh. Tendency to stare or hold eye contact for periods of time that make most people uncomfortable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Annie Dillard's Pilgrim at Tinker Creek is my version of the Bible. It's a bit like me--a tough read at times, but utterly rewarding and insightful if you stick with it.

I don't watch TV--really, I don't--which makes it difficult to communicate with people about Jersey Shore, etc. Instead I try to be particularly discerning about what I put into my brain, and how I spend my time alive.

I'll watch a movie every now and then--on this, I'm flexible.

My taste in music is pretty eclectic, from top 40 radio to obscure-ish hipster indie bands. I'm an absolute sucker for classic rock.

As for food, I'm quite familiar with the intricacies of how to grow, kill (if necessary), and cook dinner. To be truthful I am a food Nazi, and will likely make fun of what you ate for breakfast. So long as you'd be interested in occasionally eating the best food money can buy with me, I think we'll get along.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Meat--most preferably raised honestly, and of this kind--a lot. A connection to the landscape. A sense of humor. Goals. Feeling useful. Exercise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
To be truthful I'm quite serious--though I have a genuine affection for laughter and release. In short, I spend a lot of time thinking about serious stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to have a life--though not always easy--on account of the rooster's crow at dawn. I'm in Savannah on Saturday and Sunday, sometimes during the week as well, for work and play.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one chicken out of 900 that I'm absolutely crazy about. Her name is Cleo, and if you ask me she hung the moon.

In my head I'm part Beyonce, part Lauryn Hill.
You should message me if
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You're happy. You're self-motivated. You're comfortable leading and being led. You're not intimidated by a strong woman with a busy public life. You're patient and willing to stick out "the friend zone," as I am ever calculating and deliberate. You know how to honor the English language with proper syntax and spelling--this is a deal breaker. You're looking for someone you can learn from, someone who will sharpen you and in return expect to be sharpened by you. You're comfortable and relaxed, but you know when it's time to be a big boy and iron your shirt. You'd like to occasionally provide me with the opportunity to put on a pair of heels and maybe--gasp!--dance. You believe in magic more than government--or would like to. You want to be like Atticus Finch when you grow up. You want a show-stopper Wonder Woman. You strut 'cause you can back it up.