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37 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 13, 2007
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess the best way to tell you a little about myself is to give you some of the standards and expectations to which I hold myself and my relationships.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous.

6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private; really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds; a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy...

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, EVER slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and make sure to be nice to her animals.

19. Don't flirt with her mom...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make her feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way she drives, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. She really only wants to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize her god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

I am actively intelligent, sarcastically funny, and romantic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Where to start? I am working on my education. I am nearly done with my undergrad degree. I am prepping for my GMAT. In addition I work full time. Most would consider what I do to be a good job. I want more; therefore I am looking for another job. I want something that can grow into a career.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most people tell me I am good at learning. I am also pretty good at getting people to laugh... at me with me.... depends on the mood. I am very driven. I love talking pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not sure. My confidence maybe. My awesome smile. My gorgeous blue eyes. My vocabulary..... I guess they see what they want to see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Where the sidewalk ends..... sword of truth..... princess bride.... country.... a nice tri-tip..... mmmmmmm
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mmmmmm. My cat.... my five senses..... lol, does that count?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I love wrapping my head around difficult concepts.... engineering, science, philosophy.... I love to think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical Friday. Sometimes I am curled up at home with a good book. Sometimes have a bunch of friends over.... sometimes hanging out playing darts and pool with some friends.... sometimes on a road trip to Vegas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The biggest fear I have is dying without leaving a mark on the future.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you are cute. (I don't care what society thinks, its about confidence not appearance). You are intelligent. You don't need to be book smart, just have a sharp mind. Be playful and don't take yourself to seriously. Most importantly... want to get to know me better. I will return the favor.